Chuck Norris Epic-ness is over..

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OMG, his beard shaved Chuck Norris!



In remembrance, my favorite Chuck saying:

Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
 

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Alright there has to be a grow the beard back petition circulating somewhere, one of you guys please find the link so we can all sign it. This beardless Chuck thing is unacceptable!
 

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I call bull shit an send to sd. That doesnt even look like him.
 

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I didn't know he was 73. We will ALL age, so go easy on him. LOL!
 

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And I guess this one no longer applies...
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At 73 he still has his shit together and is worth listening to, not too bad. Ride on Bro.
 

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Can't hate on a man who chances are, had a more fulfilling life than all members of this website combined.
 

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Beards like the one that Chuck had are a pain in the ass to maintain and keep looking trim. I suspect that he just got tired of the effort.
 

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You guys don't realize the beard IS Chuck Norris. This man here was just the host. The beard has moved on to a new, younger body. That is how Chuck Norris stays immortal.
 

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He has shaved it before but left the mustache. I think it was in one of his total gym commercials. But he does look years older with his beard gone.
 

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Chuck Norris did NOT shave his beard! There is no substance in the universe strong enough to cut through Chuck Norris hair. The only logical explanation is The Predator has resurfaced and taken refuge in Chuck's beard, therefore camoflaging itself as Chuck's shaven face.
 

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He had a long run but the guys 73 years old now imagine what he could do to you with a cane lol.

^ This.

Really? Lets see how you guys look at 73. Most people are sporting MAN BOOBs at 30 and haven't seen the inside of a gym since High School PT.:poke:
 

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