Catholic Girls

[ssssnake]

No offense anyone, but I thought I'd start the week off right..

Catholic Girls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past
St.Peter.

St Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched
the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you
ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, " Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole &! gt; hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

 

[nj7703]

Ahhh... highschool all over again.. lol :lol: :lol: too funny

 

[ssssnake]

Originally posted by nj7703
Ahhh... highschool all over again.. lol :lol: :lol: too funny

Uh huh, I thought that would bring back some memories. LOL

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

lol good one hehe :lol:

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by ssssnake
Uh huh, I thought that would bring back some memories. LOL

Yeah... Catholic school uniforms, and cheap wine.. ahh to be 16 again :-D

 

[ssssnake]

Mad Dog 20/20 or Boone's Farm?

 

[MattNCSU]

lmao, guess I'm just going to have to burn for my sins. I'll be damned if I put my d!ck in penis water. :nonono:

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by ssssnake
Mad Dog 20/20 or Boone's Farm?

Maddog, and Thunderbird! Only the "best" 3 bucks could buy, brought out their worst..

 

[bbp42d]

Originally posted by nj7703
Yeah... Catholic school uniforms, and cheap wine.. ahh to be 16 again :-D

yeah the skirts were a little sexy then with the ummm must stop now, must stop having bad thoughts:coolman: but a realy good one for monday:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by bbp42d
yeah the skirts were a little sexy then with the ummm must stop now, must stop having bad thoughts:coolman: but a realy good one for monday:lol: :lol: :lol:

:beer: :beer:

 

[GoatDaddy]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all morning!

 

[SID297]

Thunderbird is like $2.47 here. My Dad say that was the hobo's favorite when he was in college. Back then it was $1.

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by sid297
Thunderbird is like $2.47 here. My Dad say that was the hobo's favorite when he was in college. Back then it was $1.

Yeah you could get both for 3 bucks. :beer:

 

[lightninmike]

nothiing like a bad little cathlioc girl:-D
who am i kidding they are all like that, i think its a requirment for later in life

 

[ssssnake]

Originally posted by lightninmike
who am i kidding they are all like that, i think its a requirment for later in life

Yeah, but you guys like us that way ;-)

 

[Sailing2Smth]

:lol: :lol:

 

[SNK BITN]

Awwww yeah, rememberin the catholic broads from when I was in private school

 

[SID297]

I wonder how long that smillie will last.

 

[Sinister Angel]

Originally posted by SNK BITN
Awwww yeah, rememberin the catholic broads from when I was in private school

:lol: :lol:

 

[03DOHC]

She was 16 and I was 13. :thumbsup: