Car Joke Comeback Contest

[tmac1337]

tmac, you are one funny bastage!!! :thumbsup:
And, by your command, I bought the Battlestar Galactica S/C from Commander Adama Himself! That's right, The BSG S/C. Serial #002. Right behind you. :-D And that, from what I understand, was the only time anyone- in a car or bike- has been behind you. :lol1:

Crispy Kreme, purchasing the BSG kit for a ride like yours is a good addition. I've seen pictures....fantastic! I heard George Lucas himself bought one! I heard it was co-developed with Nasa to be used on a Next Generation Trekkie Tow Truck like yours to pull the Space Shuttle.

 

[crispy23c]

Crispy Kreme, purchasing the BSG kit for a ride like yours is a good addition. I've seen pictures....fantastic! I heard George Lucas himself bought one! I heard it was co-developed with Nasa to be used on a Next Generation Trekkie Tow Truck like yours to pull the Space Shuttle.

NICE! Hey, how did you know my "stage name" (Crispy Kreme)? :banana:

So, this Procharger walks into a bar... :dw:

 

[Cobra25]

Zoltan, your car is like an old man in need of Viagra, starts off strong then quickly fizzles out!

Hay Tim, Someone told me you installed a Big A$$ Tach to try to scare off the fast car's ! :rockon:

 

[tmac1337]

Hay Tim, Someone told me you installed a Big A$$ Tach to try to scare off the fast car's ! :rockon:

Zoltan, there was no need! Every fast car around here knows yours is the second fastest car behind mine so they don't even bother :shrug:

 

[HwyCruiser]

TMAC Hell, You rev. on People in Electric Wheel chair's, then You claim you lost Because you missed a shift. And you car is a Automatic! oke:

Now that there's funny stuff! +1 for Cobra25.

 

[Cobra25]

Zoltan, there was no need! Every fast car around here knows yours is the second fastest car behind mine so they don't even bother :shrug:

Tim , When you win a race, you don't really win, it's just that the other guy felt soooooo sorry for you! :lol:

 

[tmac1337]

Tim , When you win a race, you don't really win, it's just that the other guy felt soooooo sorry for you! :lol:

Zoltan, my car is the Energizer Bunny compared to your Radio Shack wanna be, it keeps going and going and going.......

 

[Cobra25]

Zoltan, my car is the Energizer Bunny compared to your Radio Shack wanna be, it keeps going and going and going.......

Tim your car is so slow that Traffic Reporters start referring to you by name when Discussing morning Tie-up's. :lol:

 

[BigMerc]

hey Forrest

Ok this is probably one of the most inane things ever posted here.

 

[Cobra25]

oke:

 

[Cobra25]

Ok this is probably one of the most inane things ever posted here.

Hay BigMerc, Tmac told me Your car is so bad that Thieves Repeatly Break into your car just to steal The CLUB ! :lol:

 

[tmac1337]

Ok this is probably one of the most inane things ever posted here.

Bigmerc, last time I saw your car running good it had a pair of jumper cables attached!

 

[tmac1337]

Hay BigMerc, Tmac told me Your car is so bad that Thieves Repeatly Break into your car just to steal The CLUB ! :lol:

Not true Zoltan. The last time something was stolen from Bigmerc's car it was his rear tires. A couple of researchers from BF Goodrich took them so he wouldn't discover that if a car is not capable of going over 25 MPH the tires would last forever!

 

[Cobra25]

Tim someone told me that BigMerc put Heater's in his tail pipes to keep his hands warm when pushing his car home! :rollseyes

 

[tmac1337]

Zoltan, I heard that Bigmerc caught a bunch of street toughies breaking into his car but when the cops got there they discovered the thieves were actually putting PARTS IN because they felt sorry for it!

"Crime Stoppers" made Bigmerc pay them $200.00 for wasting the cops time!

 

[Cobra25]

Zoltan, I heard that Bigmerc caught a bunch of street toughies breaking into his car but when the cops got there they discovered the thieves were actually putting PARTS IN because they felt sorry for it!

"Crime Stoppers" made Bigmerc pay them $200.00 for wasting the cops time!

Tim, Whats the difference between a Golf Ball & BigMerc's Car? You can Drive a golf ball 100 Yard's ! :bash:

 

[tmac1337]

Hey Zoltan, want to hear the biggest joke of all?

What is the difference in the performance between our cars although we use different blowers?

Probably nothing, maybe a couple tenths of a second that only a computer can count. Nothing to fight with each other about. Try telling that to those guys on the other thread.

That is the biggest joke of all!

Happy Holidays Pal :rockon:

 

[Cobra25]

Hey Zoltan, want to hear the biggest joke of all?

What is the difference in the performance between our cars although we use different blowers?

Probably nothing, maybe a couple tenths of a second that only a computer can count. Nothing to fight with each other about. Try telling that to those guys on the other thread.

That is the biggest joke of all!

Happy Holidays Pal :rockon:

All joking aside, Performance difference between our 2 car's ? Not much if any. You & me will never argue about that . Both Marauders Are in great shape, run great and have alot of power. Both of us can joke about it here in this forum but the bottom line will always be the same, respect.

 

[Cobra25]

How do you confuse BigMerc? Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the Corner.

 

[DEFYANT]

Hey Zoltan, want to hear the biggest joke of all?

What is the difference in the performance between our cars although we use different blowers?

Probably nothing, maybe a couple tenths of a second that only a computer can count. Nothing to fight with each other about. Try telling that to those guys on the other thread.

That is the biggest joke of all!

Happy Holidays Pal :rockon:

....like JD (HwyCruiser) and I. :-D

The biggest joke is supercharger wars. :xpl: