Car Joke Comeback Contest

[tmac1337]

As a result of my good buddy Zoltan and I engaging in some friendly car joke comebacks on MM.net, I thought this might be funny here, but not allowed over there.

Come one, come all, think up some FRIENDLY comebacks to each other without getting personal or using profanity. All aspects of a car are open, including a blower.

I'll start:

Zoltan, I like your car......it reminds me of when mine was slow and stock!

The only way I could warm up to your car is if it was put out of it's misery and cremated!

 

[Cobra25]

As a result of my good buddy Zoltan and I engaging in some friendly car joke comebacks on MM.net, I thought this might be funny here, but not allowed over there.

Come one, come all, think up some FRIENDLY comebacks to each other without getting personal or using profanity. All aspects of a car are open, including a blower.

I'll start:

Zoltan, I like your car......it reminds me of when mine was slow and stock!

The only way I could warm up to your car is if it was put out of it's misery and cremated!

Tim I like your car too, It remind's me of a Peugeot, you have too get out and push it too get it to go !

 

[tmac1337]

Tim I like your car too, It remind's me of a Peugeot, you have too get out and push it too get it to go !

Zoltan, Your car is such a mess, the only way it will go faster is on the back of a flat bed pickup truck!

 

[Cobra25]

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[Cobra25]

Zoltan, Your car is such a mess, the only way it will go faster is on the back of a flat bed pickup truck!

Tim the only way your car could keep up to mine is if I attached a chain from mine to your's and pulled it.

 

[DEFYANT]

:bored:

op:

 

[MI2QWK4U]

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[crispy23c]

Don't know either of you but....

here goes:
If that thing were painted gray, I would have thought it was a slug;
:-D
Try Putting the engine back in the car after you do the mods;

Whatchu dribing, a Chebby?!? :nonono:
oke: oke: :fart:

 

[DJP]

LOL. How does an N/A'd beat an S/C'd?

Just blast 'em with your high beams and pass 'em on the right. ;-)

 

[tmac1337]

Tim the only way your car could keep up to mine is if I attached a chain from mine to your's and pulled it.

Zoltan, Ford was going to include a crash test dummy with your car but once they saw you there was no need!

 

[tmac1337]

Tim the only way your car could keep up to mine is if I let you borrow my Trilogy Supercharger!!!

Dave, where did you buy your blower.....Sears! When they were selling blowers, you thought they said mowers and said make mine a Craftsman! That is the only logical explanation for that top mounted grass mulcher!

 

[tmac1337]

here goes:
If that thing were painted gray, I would have thought it was a slug;
:-D
Try Putting the engine back in the car after you do the mods;

Whatchu dribing, a Chebby?!? :nonono:
oke: oke: :fart:

Crispy, are you driving an F-150 and a Continental? There is a happy in-between you know, called a bicycle with training wheels!

 

[crispy23c]

:lol:
No, it's the new Lincoln , the F-150 Continental! Like an F-150, but $20k more! And guess what? They're both GRAY (see my slug joke).
.....at least my cars weren't tuned by a guy named "Beer"! :-D

Keep it up, and I'll push my Pinto (with Continental Kit, JC Whitney style :xpl: ) over there and really tell you something! ;-)

 

[Cobra25]

Zoltan, Ford was going to include a crash test dummy with your car but once they saw you there was no need!

Tim, The only way you could spin your rear tire's on dry ground is it we soaked them in motor oil for a week! :bash:

 

[Cobra25]

TMAC Hell, You rev. on People in Electric Wheel chair's, then You claim you lost Because you missed a shift. And you car is a Automatic! oke:

 

[tmac1337]

Tim, The only way you could spin your rear tire's on dry ground is it we soaked them in motor oil for a week! :bash:

Zoltan, it's good to see you have set aside some time to humiliate your car in public, but...

How can I take your car seriously when your blower is named after some cheesey SCI FI channel B movie! Whats next, a "Battlestar Galactica" blower?

 

[Cobra25]

Zoltan, it's good to see you have set aside some time to humiliate your car in public, but...

How can I take your car seriously when your blower is named after some cheesey SCI FI channel B movie! Whats next, a "Battlestar Galactica" blower?

Tim, You got the kinda car that fly's past the person who has 10 car lengh's in front of you after they put on their brake's And claim's a victory! oke: You know what they say " Alway's Catching Up , Rarely Ahead ".

 

[tmac1337]

Tim, You got the kinda car that fly's past the person who has 10 car lengh's in front of you after they put on their brake's And claim's a victory! oke: You know what they say " Alway's Catching Up , Rarely Ahead ".

Zoltan, your car is like an old man in need of Viagra, starts off strong then quickly fizzles out!

 

[tmac1337]

:lol:
No, it's the new Lincoln , the F-150 Continental! Like an F-150, but $20k more! And guess what? They're both GRAY (see my slug joke).
.....at least my cars weren't tuned by a guy named "Beer"! :-D

Keep it up, and I'll push my Pinto (with Continental Kit, JC Whitney style :xpl: ) over there and really tell you something! ;-)

Har, a New Lincoln? You got a plain ol FORD with a pretty ribbon and paid $20K too much! Does it do anything any different than the regular F-150? Who did you buy the truck from....a Gypsy? I can redo your driveway with black paint for $5K.

Since you've got excessive amounts of cash to throw around you should buy that new "Battlestar Galactica Blower!"

 

[crispy23c]

Har, a New Lincoln? You got a plain ol FORD with a pretty ribbon and paid $20K too much! Does it do anything any different than the regular F-150? Who did you buy the truck from....a Gypsy? I can redo your driveway with black paint for $5K.

Since you've got excessive amounts of cash to throw around you should buy that new "Battlestar Galactica Blower!"

tmac, you are one funny bastage!!! :thumbsup:
And, by your command, I bought the Battlestar Galactica S/C from Commander Adama Himself! That's right, The BSG S/C. Serial #002. Right behind you. :-D And that, from what I understand, was the only time anyone- in a car or bike- has been behind you. :lol1: