I got this e-mail... and was wondering is ALL of this stuff true? If so... it is rather disturbing.
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BUSH RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in
1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,
paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
-My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.- I
refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug use.- By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able
to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
- I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
- I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.- I began my career in the
oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil
company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.- I bought the Texas
Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
taxpayer money.- I was elected governor of Texas with the help
of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:- I changed Texas
pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas
the most polluted state in the Union.- During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America.- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.- I set the record for the
most executions by any governor in American history.- I became
President after losing by over 500,000 votes with the help of
my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:- I am the first President in
U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.- I invaded and
occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
dollars per week.- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.- I shattered the record for the
largest annual deficit in U.S. history.- I set an economic
record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.- I set the all-time record for the biggest
drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.- In my first year
in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that
trend continues every month.- The members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history.- My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named
after her.- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President.- I am the all-time U.S. and world
record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign
donations.- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one
of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest
corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.- My
political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.- I have protected my friends at Enron and
Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and
money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history.- I presided over the biggest energy crisis
in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.-
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.- I appointed more convicted
criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.-
I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S. history.- I am the first President in U.S. history to have
the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.
- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.- I refused
to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.- I
am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).- I set the
record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.- I set the all-time record for
most days on vacation in any one-year period.- After taking off
the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security
failure in U.S. history.- I garnered the most sympathy for the
U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year
later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history.- I have set the
all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of
mankind.- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United
Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and
their families -- in war time.- In my State of the Union
Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then
blamed the lies on our British friends.- I am the first
President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.- I have so far failed to fulfill my
pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:- All records of my tenure as governor
of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable
for public view.- All records of SEC investigations into my
insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view.- All records or minutes from
meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.
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BUSH RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in
1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,
paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
-My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.- I
refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug use.- By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able
to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
- I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
- I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.- I began my career in the
oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil
company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.- I bought the Texas
Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
taxpayer money.- I was elected governor of Texas with the help
of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:- I changed Texas
pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas
the most polluted state in the Union.- During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America.- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.- I set the record for the
most executions by any governor in American history.- I became
President after losing by over 500,000 votes with the help of
my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:- I am the first President in
U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.- I invaded and
occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
dollars per week.- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.- I shattered the record for the
largest annual deficit in U.S. history.- I set an economic
record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.- I set the all-time record for the biggest
drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.- In my first year
in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that
trend continues every month.- The members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history.- My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named
after her.- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President.- I am the all-time U.S. and world
record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign
donations.- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one
of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest
corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.- My
political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.- I have protected my friends at Enron and
Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and
money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history.- I presided over the biggest energy crisis
in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.-
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.- I appointed more convicted
criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.-
I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S. history.- I am the first President in U.S. history to have
the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.
- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.- I refused
to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.- I
am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).- I set the
record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.- I set the all-time record for
most days on vacation in any one-year period.- After taking off
the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security
failure in U.S. history.- I garnered the most sympathy for the
U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year
later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history.- I have set the
all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of
mankind.- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United
Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and
their families -- in war time.- In my State of the Union
Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then
blamed the lies on our British friends.- I am the first
President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.- I have so far failed to fulfill my
pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:- All records of my tenure as governor
of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable
for public view.- All records of SEC investigations into my
insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view.- All records or minutes from
meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.
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