Broken Femur Into Ballsack (NSFW)

[kevinatfms]

Dude crashed a motorcycle and broke his femur. Broken femur pieces ended up in his nutsack. This may be the best "top this" story of all time.

http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/ma...llsack-after-motorcycle-cra-1688469263/+damon

 

[snakedoctor]

You know how hard it is to break your femur? He had to be flying

 

[kevinatfms]

You know how hard it is to break your femur? He had to be flying

You know how hard it is to launch part of your Femur into your nutsack? He has to be insane.

 

[Zemedici]

You know how hard it is to break your femur? He had to be flying

You know how hard it is to launch part of your Femur into your nutsack? He has to be insane.

best comments i've read all day.

 

[Led_Zep]

Mother of god

 

[Sonic605hp]

Left femur, corner pocket.

 

[BossAnaki]

LMAO @ comments

 

[TrackpackGT]

I guess he got his lane split.

 

[silver03svt]

Guess he now knows how it feels to have 3 testicles.

 

[Blk91stang]

Boner? You're doing it wrong

 

[ScreamingFast]

So someone cast this dude for Total Recall opposite of three titty chick!

 

[98 Saleen Cobra]

Lmfao at these comments Hahahaha

 

[ThomasL]

"Broken Femur Into Ballsack" is a pretty gnarly Metal band name.

 

[ZYBORG]

That is most definitely NOT humerus you guys...

 

[BlueSnake01]

He truly has a one eye monster now…. Calling it now, Vivid Ent. will be calling his phone any day.

 

[ThomasL]

That is most definitely NOT humerus you guys...

Don't be so testy...

 

[VenomousDSG]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

 

[Double"O"]

I have some shit in the hospital...but i aint never seen anything like that...damn

 

[01Jes]

Left femur, corner pocket.

:lol:

 

[03cobra#694]

Lmfao at these comments Hahahaha

This, lol.