Best pick-up line EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I-R-BABOON]

A guy walks up to 2 girls and asks one if she likes to dance. She replies "yes". He then says to her, "well can you go dance so I can talk to your friend"

 

[GoatDaddy]

that's cold. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[99cobrablack]

harsh dude, you ever used it??

 

[TrophyCar]

So was that you that hit on my friend and sent me packing??

 

[ZincDude]

Hey nice legs!! Not you the dog!!

 

[CobraCallie]

Another one..

"What a pretty face you have... it doesn't match your nasty ass at all"

 

[nj7703]

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?"

 

[SID297]

lol

 

[Sinister04L]

I have a sticker that says: "Nice ass!! Shame about the face."

 

[Darcsun]

My best lines were printed on my T-shirts.

#1
"You're a naughty girl, go to my room."

#2 printed as a Ford logo

"F*CK"
"Quantity is job 1"

 

[TwoValveKid]

how bout this one

"Hi I'm (insert name), i sterile"