It's a flex. There are only a handful of restaurants that offer it. Chefs have to train for decades before they are allowed to serve it. Asian food culture favors extremely exotic.
I really want to try pufferfish just to say I have had it. I once had the opportunity in NYC but the restaurant was out. They gave me the next best thing, which was poisonous sea urchin. It numbed my mouth like novacane at the dentist.
Do Dolphins Rape People? Separating Fact from Fiction | DolphinXpert
Do dolphins rape people? It is rare, there have been reports of dolphins sexually assaulting humans while they are known for intelligence & playful nature.dolphinxpert.com
Yeah I had looked into a few articles that talked about it before, but this cracked me up. If I remember correctly, it was due to a reality show actor talking about dolphin rape that got me looking into it long ago.Pretty sure that was an AI generated article but there's plenty of humor in it.
I started laughing at the point it stated people experience shame, fear, and trouble sleeping after being raped by a dolphin. They make it sound like the dolphin followed them down a back alley and pinned them down behind a dumpster or something and it's still out on the loose doing this to other people haha.
Got even better when it explained how to protect yourself from "Dolphin rape" by getting away as quick as possible but also curling up into a ball and protecting your head and neck, just like you would do with a bear or big cat attack, except you're underwater and getting your ass pummeled while you drown? You're just going to be a ball bobbing up and down in the water while a rapist dolphin has his way with your more valuable unprotected holes lmao.
I think I've heard the term "dolphin rape" enough for today though.
Pretty sure that was an AI generated article but there's plenty of humor in it.
I started laughing at the point it stated people experience shame, fear, and trouble sleeping after being raped by a dolphin. They make it sound like the dolphin followed them down a back alley and pinned them down behind a dumpster or something and it's still out on the loose doing this to other people haha.
Got even better when it explained how to protect yourself from "Dolphin rape" by getting away as quick as possible but also curling up into a ball and protecting your head and neck, just like you would do with a bear or big cat attack, except you're underwater and getting your ass pummeled while you drown? You're just going to be a ball bobbing up and down in the water while a rapist dolphin has his way with your more valuable unprotected holes lmao.
I think I've heard the term "dolphin rape" enough for today though.
The dude splashing water on her to wash the jizz off .... not the first time. Also, he waited until it was done, must have been trained to leave it alone once it starts. LMAO. Girl got violated.
Pretty sure that was an AI generated article but there's plenty of humor in it.
I started laughing at the point it stated people experience shame, fear, and trouble sleeping after being raped by a dolphin. They make it sound like the dolphin followed them down a back alley and pinned them down behind a dumpster or something and it's still out on the loose doing this to other people haha.
Got even better when it explained how to protect yourself from "Dolphin rape" by getting away as quick as possible but also curling up into a ball and protecting your head and neck, just like you would do with a bear or big cat attack, except you're underwater and getting your ass pummeled while you drown? You're just going to be a ball bobbing up and down in the water while a rapist dolphin has his way with your more valuable unprotected holes lmao.
I think I've heard the term "dolphin rape" enough for today though.
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Probably talking all dirty to us when we are around & we're over here thinking they sound cute.Just think of how many human bodies lost at sea have been violated by necropheliac dolphins. And we wonder why they are so friendly towards us!
Just think of how many human bodies lost at sea have been violated by necropheliac dolphins. And we wonder why they are so friendly towards us!
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Just think of how many human bodies lost at sea have been violated by necropheliac dolphins. And we wonder why they are so friendly towards us!
He could be swimming in cash if he’d get on OnlyFans.
That needs to a band name!!