Apparently I have good neighbors. You?

[VegasMichael]

Tied one on last night. Fell asleep about 6:30 and didn't wake up until 10:30. My garage was open the whole time and my neighbor called me and rang my bell but I didn't wake up. He finally walked into my garage and hit the button, closed the garage and skipped outside. He sent me an e-mail this AM to explain what happened. I responded and thanked him and went over this afternoon to thank him again. Do you have good neighbors like this?

 

[DSG2003Mach1]

havent had to do anything like that but most of the people on my street have lived here a long time and everyone does a pretty good job of watching out for each other.

Good neighbors make life a lot easier

 

[Smooth]

Tied one on last night. Fell asleep about 6:30 and didn't wake up until 10:30. My garage was open the whole time and my neighbor called me and rang my bell but I didn't wake up. He finally walked into my garage and hit the button, closed the garage and skipped outside. He sent me an e-mail this AM to explain what happened. I responded and thanked him and went over this afternoon to thank him again. Do you have good neighbors like this?

I don't have any neighbors but I'd do that for you too...after I stole all yer booze while yer out cold.

 

[VegasMichael]

I don't have any neighbors but I'd do that for you too...after I stole all yer booze while yer out cold.

As long as you have my back you can have my booze, Holmes.

 

[KingBlack]

Tied one on last night. Fell asleep about 6:30 and didn't wake up until 10:30. My garage was open the whole time and my neighbor called me and rang my bell but I didn't wake up. He finally walked into my garage and hit the button, closed the garage and skipped outside. He sent me an e-mail this AM to explain what happened. I responded and thanked him and went over this afternoon to thank him again. Do you have good neighbors like this?

did your booty hurt when you woke up?

 

[Smooth]

As long as you have my back you can have my booze, Holmes.

You know I'd invite you over for drinks the next day.

 

[VegasMichael]

did your booty hurt when you woke up?

Oh girlfriend you didn't hurt me too bad since your peepee was so ineffective. I'm sorry I was not as good in bed as your dad was.

 

[VegasMichael]

You know I'd invite you over for drinks the next day.

And we would hang out with rifles in your backyard and get our asses some venison.

 

[03cobra#694]

Was your butt slippery?

 

[Smooth]

And we would hang out with rifles in your backyard and get our asses some venison.

Before the drinksin'.

 

[Smooth]

Was your butt slippery?

 

[OETKB]

I've spent exactly two nights in my new house. I parade around in much less apparel than is appropriate in hopes that my new neighbors will leave me alone.

Damn carpetbaggers.

 

[VegasMichael]

Was your butt slippery?

Not as slippery as yours.

 

[03cobra#694]

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That’s either derailed thread, or slippery tracks. I think I know which one.

 

[03cobra#694]

Not as slippery as yours.

I use butt cream to make it soft, nice try though.

 

[VegasMichael]

I use butt cream to make it soft, nice try though.

Weak sauce rookie. Saliva is the best.

 

[phillycobra99]

There's is such a fine line between a "good" neighbor and one that is overbearing.

 

[Smooth]

 

[03cobra#694]

Weak sauce rookie. Saliva is the best.

Rookie, lol...

 

[VegasMichael]

Rookie, lol...

I like you. But I don't. But I do.