10 things men know that women don't

[stangzor]

Title explains itselfs. What do you think we know that women don't. Anything goes.

 

[usmcrebel]

i foresee this being in smack down

 

[AntiHeightPunk]

subin

 

[canibus]

the number far exceeds 10

 

[Root1022]

^ :lol:

 

[stangzor]

:rolling:I feel that this will be an interesting read soon

 

[Sonic605hp]

To be reasonable.

 

[STR8JAKT]

What we knows is.....it's not how you stand by yo car......it's how you race yo car.

 

[bad2000z]

op:

 

[Sap]

I will use my latest ex as an example.

A few Things i know that she does not

1). To STFU when football is on
2). To STFU when football is on
3). How to fix cars, appliances, computers, etc.
4). How to haggle at strip clubs
5). How to brew beer
6). How to clean up after myself
7). How to be act professional and mature
8). How to play video games
9). How to make enough money to sustain myself and my hobbies

A few Things she knows that I do not.

1). How to roll a perfect joint
2). How to apply make up
3). How to Style and cut hair
4). How to continue talking about the most boring things continually for 30+ minutes non-stop
5). How to give a blowjob
6). How to cook gourmet meals

 

[TorchMach]

I think we know when to stfu and they don't...

 

[99BlackSVTvenom]

Some women, not all, don't know how to fart, they only know how to fluff.

 

[M3xpress]

What we knows is.....it's not how you stand by yo car......it's how you race yo car.

You betta learn that.

 

[Sonic605hp]

you betta learn that.

monica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LaFlavor]

If this thread is any indication, the difference between super glue and eye drops.

 

[G2Mach1]

roll a perfect j? a woman??? thats odd.

 

[ssssnake]

I think we know when to stfu and they don't...

Ya think?.....

After over 30 years of marriage, I know:

Not to stand in front of the TV;
To not lean forward at a stop sign;
When to STFU;
How to drive a standard transmission;
Not to slam the car door - unless I'm pissed and want to make a statement;
How to support myself;
How to wash and detail my car;
How to cook a good meal;
How to clean up after myself (I can't say much for the younger generation);
How to keep my man at home;
That men are visual;
That men are visual - did I repeat myself?
and a lot more I won't go into.

Don't want to know how to work on a car - that's his job;
Don't need to haggle at a strip bar - he should be with me;
How to brew beer - don't need to - give me a vodka tonic.

 

[bad2000z]

Men know women are crazy. Women think their just "emotional".

 

[Jimmysidecarr]

1. What it feels like to accidentally sit on your balls(for the over 40 crowd) or what any such injury to such external equipment feels like in general. You younger guys can just look forward to that, unless she talks you into having them removed.

2. What it feels like to have, and try and hide or suppress, spontaneous wood. Happens much less frequently now but it is still something that I am quite sure women have not known ever. The under 40 crowd for sure deal with this far more often.

3. What it feels like to parallel park a large long wheel base vehicle in a small parking spot with one move on the very first try.

 

[wvmystichrome]

^^^Darn Mary you're already taken and you sound like the ideal wife. Oh never mind I am married to one also except for a couple of the items you displayed. Especially When to STFU.

Hey Jimmy. This is a definite good one. I know this from experience and it is not a PLEASANT experience.

1. What it feels like to accidentally sit on your balls(for the over 40 crowd) or what any such injury to such external equipment feels like in general. You younger guys can just look forward to that, unless she talks you into having them removed.