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1 dead in explosion of guacamole machine

Discussion in 'Road Side Pub' started by Klaus, Jan 27, 2021.

  1. Klaus

    Klaus Premium Member Premium Member Established Member

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  2. AustinJ427

    AustinJ427 Well-Known Member Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    My guac making machine sometimes explodes at me too.

    I usually take her shopping to calm her back down.
     
  3. SolarYellow

    SolarYellow Sensei Premium Member Established Member

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    Was he impaled on the pit?
     
  4. Makobra

    Makobra Mostly Peaceful Established Member

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    odd. the explosions usually happen after the mexican food in my experience.
     
  5. IronSnake

    IronSnake Beers for the boys Established Member

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    NGL you had me in the first half
     
  6. HISSMAN

    HISSMAN The Great Bearded One Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I've exploded on my guac machine, but never had it explode on me.
     
  7. Steve@TF

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    Guacamole making machine? Jajajaja!
    Pinche gringos

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  8. ZYBORG

    ZYBORG Let's roll.. Established Member

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    I guess you ain’t doing it right... lol

    gotta make it sound like you are making Mac and cheese!
     
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    Black02GT *Not 2KBlackGT Established Member

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    All this dirty talk paired with guacamole is bringing back horrible memories of health class STD slides.
     
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    SVTP never fails. You guys are awesome.
     
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    jeffh81 Here’s KingBlack Established Member

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    is that what they call their wives in Mexico now?
     
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    Booky Who's Pick'n The Banjo Here? Established Member

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    Waiting for the Democrats to propose common sense guacamole machine reform. If it saves just one life....
     
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    ZYBORG Let's roll.. Established Member

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    You’ve never tried using a gapping pussy as a dipping station for chips and queso!?!?!
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    ZYBORG Let's roll.. Established Member

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    And that’s why we friends! Lol
     
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    HISSMAN The Great Bearded One Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Just stay away from the refried beans...as they were not one of the ingredients.
     
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    My buddy actually owns the building (business) this happened at. He was leasing some warehouse space to the guy that was building this guacamole packing rig. The rig from what I understand was fully built and they were testing it out. The rigs job was to take the guacamole and pressurize it, then put it into the containers under pressure with zero oxygen so it stays fresh. They were testing the rig out using water as it leaves no mess and something let go causing it to essentially explode. The guy who built the thing was a big dude (like over 3 bills) and he was hit with a chunk of metal that blew about 50 feet away and just smashed his bones to pieces. The other 2 guys got hurt with shrapnel and they were only back there just helping the main guy out to be nice (didn't work for him or with him).

    My my wife's cousin that works there heard the explosion and saw the aftermath. Was pretty shaken up seeing how badly the main guy was messed up.
     
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    In all seriousness may he Rest in Peace
     

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