Friday Joke

MDShelby

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Looks like those of us in the Mid-Atlantic will awaken to some snow tomorrow AM. But with sunshine and temps in the low 40's, it will disappear quick. Then a sunny, nice rest of the long weekend.
Regardless, you all have a great weekend!

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked..

"To get my teeth!"
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