Friday Joke!

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..."

He returns her gaze, "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens, "Anything?"

"Anything," she repeats again.

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you ... study?"

Is he gay???? Lol!!

Thanks for the jokes Mary and have a good weekend!

Dummy.

You too Fred! Hope you're doing well. I'll probably be working this weekend. LAST TAX SEASON! I'm retiring at the end of the year. YAHOO!

ssssnake said:

You too Fred! Hope you're doing well. I'll probably be working this weekend. LAST TAX SEASON! I'm retiring at the end of the year. YAHOO!

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I am doing okay thanks, will be farming over the long weekend with a little hunting thrown in for good measure.

Congrats on your pending retirement! Then you can post jokes all day!!! Lol.