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    Awesome yellow Saleen/cool driver..

    Moring everyone, hope it is ok to post this here.... I was heading in to work today in the E55 and happened upon a beautiful yellow Saleen Mustang, previous Gen. This thing looked awesome, and sounded even better when he dropped a gear. I fell in behind him, and he sounded like he was giving it...
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    Top Ten, Reasons why a handgun is better than a wife.....

    #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU...
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    Top Ten Reasons, Why a handgun is better than a wife.....

    Sorry, double post, disregard Ooooops, sorry, slow server:(
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    Newlyweds....

    Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite. "He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the...
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    Ricer Laws.....

    I got this off of the SRT forums where I visit as well, thought some of you may enjoy this. We all know ricers when we see them... THE LAWS OF THE RICER Law#1-Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS). Law#2-When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car. Law#3-Have an...
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    So this guy walks into his home....

    with a sheep under his arm. His wife is in the living room and the guy says, "this is the pig I phuk when you have a headache." The wife says "umm, that is a sheep you have there" and the guy says, "I wasnt talking to you!"
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    New S7....

    My buddie's Uncle just got a new S7 and is it ever beautiful. Pics on page three of the album linked below, enjoy............
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    Bike vs Viper, Forgive me if you've seen it.

    I thought this might be interesting for most of us to see. I just saw this on another racing board. Very cool 900 hp SC Viper vs stock, and modified Busa's. Should be enjoyable:) http://www.chatstat.com/VIPER2.wmv
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    Probably a stupid question but.....

    I have searched for this, and cannot find the meaning of WOT. Could someone please tell me what this means? Thanks
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    NooB

    Hi all, I'm Dave from Arizona. Been hangin around here for a week or so and have already posted a few times. This is a great board. Seems like car lovers are the same everywhere, very cool! Dont have a Mustang right now, and dont know what my next car/SUV will be yet. There is sooooo much on the...
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    No Mustangs involved, hope this is ok?

    Been a while since I had a chance to "kill" something with my ML 55. Not many peeps go looking for an SUV to race with. Anyway, on my way into the office this morning and this jerk in an Escalade was pacing me, and keeping me behind traffic, totally intentional too. He would pace me at about 80...

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