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Apps announced today that it has developed a breast implant
that can store and play music. The " iTit " will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are
always complaining about men staring...
Harley Davidson is closing many of its plants due to declining sales.
Apparently, Baby Boomers all have motorcycles, Generation X is only buying a very few and Millennials aren't buying ant at all.
A recent study was conducted to find out why.
Here are the reasons why Millennials don't ride...
For 25 dollars I get a cut, a hug and kiss from my stylist.
I had a guy that did my hair for a long time, he had a fall at home and got injured, never did get back to work. So this one had just moved back in the area. Come to find out she was married into a family that had been family friends...
In here early since I missed Friday - I was hoping to get in a Friday joke and let everyone know I was still alive.
Almost 3 hours of work; doc called it a reconstruction - 4 1/2 year old repair was loose, more damage, a chunk of bone floating around. Graft attached with 7 anchors, bone spur...
Definitely no joke tomorrow, I'll either be blissfully asleep or trying to wake up. Hopefully Friday I can return to form.
An old man and his old wife have been married for 40 years. Every year for their anniversary, the husband would take his wife to the state Fair.
Every year there was a man...
When you find a good wife you not only get a best friend and companion, you also receive a driving instructor for life.
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Yes. I worked on a Friday. But not the next two Fridays....
But I'll be home recuperating from hip surgery, so the jokes should continue.
I mean what the hell else am I going to do. :unsure:
For the new truck. All prepared to have the level kit and wheels installed last week except they forgot to send the front coil springs and one of the wheels was damaged. Springs arrived on Friday, wheel is due today. Scheduled to be completed tomorrow. Pics forthcoming of complete package.
I’m confused how a funeral home can raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living.
Sometimes I read a text and thing “what a psycho”.
Then I press send.
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Finally Friday! I hope everyone has a great weekend.
Woman: No one will ever know I bought this dress at Ross for 7 dollars!
Stranger: “I love your dress!”
Woman: “Girrlll, I got it at Ross for 7 dollars!!”
If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of...