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    Penis theft panic hits city... its true

    By Joe Bavier KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in...
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    HELP ME... My Wife wants a Minivan!!!!!!!!!!

    Now that I have a little baby daughter my wife wants to go out looking for new cars and she wants a minivan.:shrug: I thought this day would never come, especially in the process of trying to move into a new house. I am in the process of looking for alternatives, but I need to find them...
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    The "donkey punch" as explained by Fox News

    YouTube - The Donkey Punch, as explained by FoxNews :banana::banana:This is hilarious... arghhh.:banana::banana: Fox News is the best news station in the world.
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    Sound Ordinance Violation?

    Has anyone ever gotten a sound ordinance violation, or have you been yelled at for having your exhaust too loud when you werent trying to be loud (like idling in a drive-thru).
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    Drive from Columbia to MW

    Anyone going to be going to MW from around Columbia. Might start a convoy with a couple of other people. Wanted to see if anyone else was interested, it will be fun. Only problem is that we will probably stop for gas several times... Plenty of time left, just let me know.
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    Beer Contains Female Hormones??????????

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and...
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    I think the police found my stolen Cobra!!!!!!

    I just recieved a call yesterday from the the Lexington County Sheriffs Department saying that they believe they found my car. I was called at 11:14 am today (6/10/06) saying that the car that they found indeed matched my Cobra. They found it located in a self-storage facility in West Cola, or...
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    Check out these #'s

    Check out these #'s almost 1000 lb. ft of torque. Procharger baby yea... I found my envelope with the latest dyno numbers on the disk and a couple of relatively new timeslips (try to buy a digital camera to upload all this crap soon). I just wish I found who stole my car... This is the car in...
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    Music that makes you speed...

    What music just makes you feel like a complete badass while you are driving your car. It just is so cool that it makes you want to speed. List the song you gotta have on a roadtrip, or just before you go for a run on the track, etc. I know everyone has atleast 1. :rockon:
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    Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Scary

    Pictures of the Busa Everybody thinks I am nuts just for owning Hayabusas, this guy is insane. He has over 700 horsepower to the real wheel in around a 470 pound bike. The question is how long do you think you could ride that thing before you killed yourself.... :shrug:
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    Southerner

    I have owned several ford's but originally started with 4X4 ford trucks. I just helped my friends fix their cars when I broke them. I then helped install a nitrous kit on a stang ( I dont think I need to explain anymore than that).I got really loved the sound of em and the speed so I got one...
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    Hertz Renting Shelby Rental Cars

    :lol1: Have I been asleep for a couple of weeks or what? I just learned that Hertz Rental Car is going to be renting out the "GT+H" in the future. It is going to be kind of setup like 1966, with the rental system. Hertz has even gotten the man Carrol Shelby himself to make the cars for them...

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