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    Attention all CPA's...relocation expenses and taxes

    Good morning, all... I've been doing my taxes for several years, but I've ran into a snag this year due to a expenses from a corporate relocation. If any of you are CPA's with experience relative to moving expenses and tax implications, I'd greatly appreciate the opportunity to explain my...
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    Now what do we do????

    So here's the readers digest version of a developing soap opera... * Wife and son were rear-ended and other party (a minor) fled scene * Witnesses followed and reported to police * Police located driver...issued fleeing scene and following too closely tickets and impounded vehicle *...
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    Random/Vague Question of the Day

    Went to Six Flags Great America (Gurnee, IL) last Saturday. While waiting in line to ride Batman The Ride, a badass alternative/rock song was playing. I assume it was from a Batman movie, but I can't locate it despite repeated Google searches. I don't remember any of the lyrics, but it was...
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    Probably a repost, but...

    ...it's funny as hell! Alleged to be a real Craiglist ad... To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27,=2 01:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the...
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    Best Quote of All Time?

    Sorry if this is a repost...just received it through email and thought it was hilarious! 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you...
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    Used Walbro 255 lph Inline Fuel Pump

    I've got a gently used Walbro 255 lph inline fuel pump if anyone needs some extra 'push' for their fuel system. Shoot me an offer.
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    Lawyers/Attorneys --> PLEASE COME IN!

    SVTP lawyers and/or attorneys...I need your input! I recently filed a small (civil) claim against an Indiana-based company. That particular company has, in turn, requested a contested hearing due to complete denial of my claim. The paperwork that I received indicates that they will be...
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    Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

    I am the only one that thinks that Beyonce looks sexier than ever in this video? Something about that bodysuit, those thighs....and, of course, her insatiable ass! Damn, girl...come to Daddy! YouTube - Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
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    Craigslist strikes again!

    :lol:
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    Good ol' Slab Leak

    So my 5-year-old house decided to created a slab leak...from what I have been able to determine, the main supply line to the house is leaking just upstream of the interior shut-off valve. When I close the valve, I can still hear the leak, plus, the meter spins like it's going out of style. The...
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    Same elephant?

    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on...
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    Wtf!

    WTF is all I need to say...I know that you will all see what I am talking about...
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    Anyone good at solving limits? (Calculus problem inside!)

    According to a worksheet that my calculus professor handed out in class... lim as x -> 0 of (1+x)^(1/x) = e or 2.718.... How? Can L-hospital's rule be applied since the function is 0^(1/0)? If so, how do you take the derivative of a function with an exponential fraction containing a...
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    Saleen, Cobra, Roush or......

    My buddy just picked up a silver Caliber SRT4 like the one pictured below. He has been talking about picking up some Saleen shoes for it...can any of you do some 'shop magic? If possible, please photoshop... * Chrome Saleens * Black Saleens * Chrome Y2K Cobras * Black Cobra R's *...

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