I never understood why the football dudes made fun of us wrestlers.
They would sit on the bench for 45 minutes actually getting fatter during the game then go congratulate the guys who got to play for a few seconds at a time with a loving butt squeeze wearing pants just as tight as a wrestling singlet.
Maybe that's where they came up with jousting. Getting close enough to touch your opponent in combat is so gay, we'll use these 40' poles so people don't laugh at us. Lol