Breakroom Do's and Don'ts (mostly Don'ts)

[Tezz500]

Do not lick the doughnuts and stick them back in the box.

 

[derklug]

Don't get a frozen dinner that takes 20 minutes in the microwave.

 

[SVTdreamin04]

Don't create a mini Starbucks in the corner that takes up 1/3rd of the space and then have a 3 gallon bucket to dump coffee grounds in that you want to save! Don't, just don't or just stop please!


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[VegasMichael]

When the boss provides breakfast for the staff do NOT friggin' cut every muffin in half. Just cut the one in half that YOU want. All you are doing is accelerating the staleness process. And who the F taught you it was a good idea to cut all the bananas in half too? Morons. An hour later who wants a brown banana?

 

[JPKII]

Do not lick the doughnuts and stick them back in the box.

I'll add to this. Also don't see how many doughnuts you can put on your dick, then put them back in the box. HR seems to have an issue with that.

 

[Deceptive]

My buddy and I that worked Anesthesia together would eat all the shit without a name on it in the break room fridge after 11pm.


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[SolarYellow]

What the hell is bad about the smell of kraut? It's not like rotten tuna or burnt popcorn.

 

[Russo]

if it's expired, automatically throw it out no matter who it belongs to.

 

[365 Saleen]

I don't go into break rooms.

 

[black4vcobra]

The frequently empty water jug does piss me off.

I don't really drink coffee so it's not a big deal to me but at a prior job the first guy in would not make coffee. He'd wait until someone else came in and they made coffee and then he'd go get a cup.

Even though it didn't affect me, it was pretty aggravating to see.

 

[Adower]

I got so pissed off with how bad our breakroom fridge looked that I bought a mini one and stuck it in my cube. Glad I dont have to deal with peoples nasty old food.

 

[patc84]

i had someone snag 3 redbulls in the span of a few days. bought a mini fridge and put it under my desk. problem solved.

 

[1Kona_Venom]

As my time in the workforce marches on and I work for different companies, one thing remains a constant and a necessity: Breakroom Etiquette.

Much to my offense, I continue to find adults who are exceptionally unreflective in how they handle themselves in a shared workplace environment. This thread will hopefully serve as a place to discuss the Do's and Don'ts of the workplace breakroom. I'll start....


1. Do NOT, under any circumstances, think for a second that it's OK to microwave your leftover sauerkraut from the night before in the breakroom.

What the hell is bad about the smell of kraut? It's not like rotten tuna or burnt popcorn.

My work about to find out tomorrow with a few shrimp toppers to boot
will report back

 

[gimmie11s]

My buddy and I that worked Anesthesia together would eat all the shit without a name on it in the break room fridge after 11pm.


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Problem: We had a phaggit at a job that used to do that to everyone.

Resolution: Me and a buddy broke open a fart bomb and poured the fart juice all over some freshly made spaghetti and meat balls in a freshly washed Tupperware bin.

Comedy hour: We found out who the lunchroom thief was the following day when he called off with food poisoning for a week.

Bitch ass!

lol

 

[SolarYellow]

My work about to find out tomorrow with a few shrimp toppers to boot
will report back

Keep me up to date on the situation.

 

[Double"O"]

I put a note in the break room once that said " Your mother does not work here"

Rule 1 if you lunch pail or box or ****in bag takes up an entire level of the fridge youre a fat **** and your "diet" is bullshit

 

[Zemedici]

holy **** these stories make me glad I go out to get lunch lolol

and stealing someone's redbulls? Jesus

 

[beau t]

We had a bunch of lunches get taken in a week so 1 of the guys wrote i spit in mine on the styrofoam container it was in, when he came back to grab it someone else wrote so did I on it, needless to say he threw it away but it was comical watching him huff and puff around trying to figure out who did it.

 

[Lambeau]

I put a note in the break room once that said " Your mother does not work here"

Somebody did that where I worked, and the HR nazi took it down. Lol.

#68 Don't wash your dishes out in the sink, and leave all the remnants (peas, hamburger, noodles, lettuce, rice, etc) in the drain strainer. Wipe out your dishes in the garbage before you wash them.

 

[Tezz500]

Do not hump the manager in front of new trainees.


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