Where did you find your skinny/athletic girl

TK1299

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With all due respect,
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The down side: all girls who are into equestrian sports, are, all of them, insane. They'll leave you in a heartbeat before they leave the horses and riding. And barn drama. Be ready for it.

THIS. AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!

Unsolicited storytime. 15 years ago I worked at a hardware store like a smaller Tractor Supply. When we started selling grain/oats and tack, we started attracting the horse people. There were a handful of normal ones, but most were flat out nuts and insanely rude- especially the ones in their early 20's. We're talking one rung above "Crazy Cat Woman" levels of crazy.
 

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THIS. AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!

Unsolicited storytime. 15 years ago I worked at a hardware store like a smaller Tractor Supply. When we started selling grain/oats and tack, we started attracting the horse people. There were a handful of normal ones, but most were flat out nuts and insanely rude- especially the ones in their early 20's. We're talking one rung above "Crazy Cat Woman" levels of crazy.
Agreed. Horse girls are among the most crazy.
 

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I just want one that can cook, shaves the bits and has big boobs. I’m not fussy.

You, Sir, mist have had your Wheaties and a few cups of coffee today. You are on a roll!

Fat, thin, tall, short, anything in between doesn't keep them from all being totally insane.

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They all truly fuggin’ nuts. That we are sure of.
 

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All good stuff and some things I hadn't have thought of before that I'm definitely going to try out.

I've used online dating recent and it was a shit show. Lots of disgusting sex. Felt like I was going out with all the social outcasts. I had people spring shit on me like they still lived at home and were in their 30s lmao.

Who ever mentioned online dating ruining shit is completely on point. They get so many messages from dumbass thirsty faggots. Now the norm is busted ass women with good looking guys who have everything going for them. I will say guys can easily correct this but never will because they are weak.

To the shallow point. I'm just not attracted to fat women. If a woman kept herself in great shape would she be shallow for wanting the same in her man. Of course ****ing not.

I'm not looking for a 10 just someone Athletic and active.

Also, thread delivers lol
 

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Translation: Go ugly and fat early.
They won't cheat on you.
They won't have any diseases.
And if they leave you, who cares?
 

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Guafe. (Gooawfay)
Translation: Go ugly and fat early.
They won't cheat on you.
They won't have any diseases.
And if they leave you, who cares?

They won't have any diseases? Something tells me that ain't true.

I once slept with a 400lb woman, I was very worried afterwards, I couldn't even look at it while I was doing it, I thought I contracted every disease. That's commitment mother****ers
 

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They won't have any diseases? Something tells me that ain't true.

I once slept with a 400lb woman, I was very worried afterwards, I couldn't even look at it while I was doing it, I thought I contracted every disease. That's commitment mother****ers
No diseases because no one will bed them down. I almost hooked up with a pail of whale guts one drunken night but couldn't get both arms around her carcass to touch my hands in the back. I left the bar that night very frightened.
 

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No diseases because no one will bed them down. I almost hooked up with a pail of whale guts one drunken night but couldn't get both arms around her carcass to touch my hands in the back. I left the bar that night very frightened.

Logically I guess that's true but dudes will sleep with the willing. I have noticed though the fatter they are the more they like to be fisted
 

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Logically I guess that's true but dudes will sleep with the willing. I have noticed though the fatter they are the more they like to be fisted
Fatties are a target for dudes who need a rent free place to stay for a few weeks. It works every time. Hit on the drunken tubby at bar's end and live with no bills for a time.
 

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THIS. AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!

Unsolicited storytime. 15 years ago I worked at a hardware store like a smaller Tractor Supply. When we started selling grain/oats and tack, we started attracting the horse people. There were a handful of normal ones, but most were flat out nuts and insanely rude- especially the ones in their early 20's. We're talking one rung above "Crazy Cat Woman" levels of crazy.
The equestrian chicks like the horses because it gives them clitoral stimulation. Da end.
 

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find one overseas bruh

I really miss the high school women days hahaha
 

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