Once a day or every other day unless I have the squirts from something. I drop megatron bombs.
Do you poop?
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Thanks for asking. Thankfully I was able to birth it the old fashioned way...with a dowel rod clenched in my jaw, some grunting, and some LeMaas techniques.
Size, and it’s relationship to consistancy always intrigues me. You can push out a soup can sized behemoth one battle, and the next it’s like pushing molten play-dough through the spaghetti maker.
Personally, I prefer a pretty solid mass, with just enough girth to “scratch the itch” if you know what I mean.
Personally, I prefer a pretty solid mass, with just enough girth to “scratch the itch” if you know what I mean.
This thread delivers on so many levels.
10/10
10/10
Birthed a piglet this morning after eating a bunch of pork belly last night.
Sorry to hear about your loss. I assume it was stillborn?
Oh it was a fighter, but a quick hit with the poo axe, knocked it out long enough to send it to the big bowl in the sky.
Post birth abortion.... you sick bastard
My piglet, my choice.
Stomach still not happy, guess I'm having twins. Better sharpen the axe.
I had to apologize to the girl making my sandwich at Subway because of this. I couldn’t get rid of my shit-eating grin and giggles.
Welcome, lol.
I knew something was wrong with this thread....something missing...
...and then it hit me...
Absolutely no corn talk! I mean...that’s like the greatest thing...a massive yellow-speckled deuce!
Am I right or am I right?
...and then it hit me...
Absolutely no corn talk! I mean...that’s like the greatest thing...a massive yellow-speckled deuce!
Am I right or am I right?
Like BB’s coming out depending on what you had with it!
Is it bad that i assumed you were about to say blood?
Not disappointed though, I must say.
Don't eat much corn, but imagine mixed with Taco Tuesday, and a gallon of hot sauce, might require notifying the ATF before laying down some street justice.
True story, painting the bowl is what I call it. My wife gets very impressed, not.
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