You own a 2003, 2004 svt cobra if_(You know when you drive a cobra when?)

Mr.Venom

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.... if you take a 48yr old car guy that grew up around "muscle" cars for a ride and he says "it may be the fastest street car he has ever been in".

Probably the single greatest truth I've seen so far. Took my dad (54 years old) for a ride in a stock pulley, intake, mid-pipe, catback 10th vert. Did a couple rolls and a 1-4th pull from a dig and as I drop him off he goes "Damn Ford really got their shit together with this car." and I also got "This thing is stupid fast."

And thats coming from a GM man all his life. :rockon::banana:
 

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when your wife refuses to ride with you unless you try really hard not to make the car "make that noise you love to hear"... (Whine)

OR you have to tell passengers the only one allowed to whine is the eaton.
 

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... you have to warn your passengers when your going to accelerate so they dont get whip lash.

... if your 3rd brake light is cracked.

... if you follow crotch rockets through town, because you know they are the only thing in town worth racing.

... if your girlfriend doesn't like driving with you because there are too many rules she has to follow when she is in the car.

... if your friends dont like cruising around behind you because they hate the smell of race gas.
 

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If you can easily spot fellow terminators from thousands of feet away (and get extremely disappointed when you spot a Fobra aka fake cobra)

If you all the sudden become a lot more humble when you get beside another 03/04 because you know they might have something for ya lol

:beer:
 

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...when you've priced out a twin screw purchase countless times.
...if you've been asked repeatedly "is that a real cobra?"
...if your rearend "clunks"
 

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If you take people for a ride and they ask if your car is broke because the engine is whinning.

If you have to fill your tank every couple of days because you cant get enough of the SC whine.

If the plastic in your car rattles.
 

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You own an 03-04 Cobra IF…

1. You know who Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are.
2. You have no idea who T-Pain or L-Dogg are.
3. You don’t know what DVD stands for, but play them all of the time.
4. You lost a filling back in the day to Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy.
5. You have eaten a Butter and Jelly sandwich.
6. Your ping-pong paddle had sandpaper on it instead of thick rubber.
7. Speaking of rubber, we called them rubbers instead of condoms but it doesn’t matter so much now.
8. You have a fly swatter right next to you at your computer desk and use it every day.
9. You turn your head and look when a pretty girl goes by regardless of who you are with.
10. You wear sunglasses when you drive it. Hell with them specs that the doctor prescribed.
11. When you are driving your truck around town and come across a Vette or a Porsche you think “I would kick your ass”.
 

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1. You know who Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are.
2. You have no idea who T-Pain or L-Dogg are.
3. You don’t know what DVD stands for, but play them all of the time.
4. You lost a filling back in the day to Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy.
5. You have eaten a Butter and Jelly sandwich.
6. Your ping-pong paddle had sandpaper on it instead of thick rubber.
7. Speaking of rubber, we called them rubbers instead of condoms but it doesn’t matter so much now.
8. You have a fly swatter right next to you at your computer desk and use it every day.
9. You turn your head and look when a pretty girl goes by regardless of who you are with.
10. You wear sunglasses when you drive it. Hell with them specs that the doctor prescribed.
11. When you are driving your truck around town and come across a Vette or a Porsche you think “I would kick your ass”.

Dude... These cars aren't that old bro. The title says 03/04 Cobra... Not 73/74 Fastback geeze!
 

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1. You know who Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are.
2. You have no idea who T-Pain or L-Dogg are.
3. You don’t know what DVD stands for, but play them all of the time.
4. You lost a filling back in the day to Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy.
5. You have eaten a Butter and Jelly sandwich.
6. Your ping-pong paddle had sandpaper on it instead of thick rubber.
7. Speaking of rubber, we called them rubbers instead of condoms but it doesn’t matter so much now.
8. You have a fly swatter right next to you at your computer desk and use it every day.
9. You turn your head and look when a pretty girl goes by regardless of who you are with.
10. You wear sunglasses when you drive it. Hell with them specs that the doctor prescribed.
11. When you are driving your truck around town and come across a Vette or a Porsche you think “I would kick your ass”.



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