You might be a redneck if.....

[PonyFever]

You get a Friends request from a familiar name.

Through reading their profile you determine it's a long lost nephew, so long lost you've never actually spoken to him but you recognize the name and facts in the profile.

Then you notice the relationship status of "Engaged".

You see that they're engaged to SOMEONE WITH THE SAME LAST NAME AS THEIRS!!!!

Kissin' cousins I'm sure.

So, you might be a redneck if (fill in your story)

 

[Wynn]

You drive a Camaro?

 

[Tractorman]

You used your shop vac to clean your house.

 

[WireEater]

 

[cobrkilrl]

you get married at deer camp in your camo gear and all of your brides maids and best man are drunk as sh**. Dinner is dear meat and beer.

 

[281cobra]

Your favorite car color is primer.

 

[gump]

might be a redneck if you refer to your ancestors as incestors

 

[Blackness03]

you see a deer with horns on the side of the road dead and you stop and get it

 

[SnkBitPny]

you see a deer with horns on the side of the road dead and you stop and get it

If I saw a deer on the side of road that had horns, I'd stop and get it. Seems like it would be a pretty rare find since male deer have antlers and not horns. oke:

 

[matab14]

If I saw a deer on the side of road that had horns, I'd stop and get it. Seems like it would be a pretty rare find since male deer have antlers and not horns. oke:

bahahahaha :lol: :lol: :shrug:

 

[Blackness03]

If I saw a deer on the side of road that had horns, I'd stop and get it. Seems like it would be a pretty rare find since male deer have antlers and not horns. oke:

samn damn thing they just much bigger in Arkansas

 

[silverstang23]

You used your shop vac to clean your house.

I use my leaf blower to clean out the shop (I use the electric one so the fumes don't leak up into the house)

 

[THE_STIG]

:lol:

 

[Nvr_Spds]

When you live by the motto 'Why go across the street, when you can go across the hall!'

 

[redline]

if you ride your lawnmower to the store to get beer

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

You might be a redneck if your home is mobile but your car is not.

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

and no, the stock market does not have a fence around it.

 

[Zeekmann]

haha