You might be a racer if .....

[T3 Cobra]

Pretty funny
Check out this link for some humor on muscle cars. At the end is some acronyms for the car manufactures name.
Enjoy

:thumbsup:

http://www.netconx.net/~angell/jokes.htm

 

[NeedForSpeed]

Good stuff!

Gave me a good laugh, I took the 10 minutes or so and read the whole thing.

 

[Fiveohdean]

:lol: :lol: Way too many of those apply here.

 

[Ghoust]

scarry thing is, I think most of that stuff is normal!

 

[03DOHC]

hehehe.

 

[2F2F]

> How To Identify a Drivers Home: One hand on wheel...[w]ith gun in lap: L.A.

Only on Fridays and Saturdays =>)

 

[NastyWS6]

LOL

 

[SoCalBlk03]

>- The Base police and California Highway Patrol have a picture of your car taped to their dashboard. :lol:

 

[CobraCallie]

LOL

"One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female "

:shrug:

 

[zzzzzer]

:lol: Hilarous!

You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time.
You know what I say about such -- if manufacturers didn't want you to beat your last time they wouldn't have put a clock in the car. :thumbsup:

 

[Tired]

- You have car parts in your cubicle at work

Clutch and Flywheel for my truck are sitting there as we speak. :-D