Woman Keeps Mother's Dead Body In Bedroom For Six Years To Collect Benefits

[f_rice]

This is a week old but still funny. People in Florida are just plain smarter.

"According to a local paper, police found many cats on Jordan's property but she denied they were hers."

Yeah I kept a dead body in the room for 6 years, but a bunch of cats?
Those are not mine, do you think I am some kind of lunatic?

Woman who kept mom's body and benefits charged | Oddly Enough | Reuters

 

[Crazycarl]

yeah looks like the government got stiffed there....

 

[R1der]

wow they make that much? lol

 

[sharkbite]

yeah looks like the government got stiffed there....

Booooo! Boooo!

 

[nodaksvt]

pics?

 

[SVT4ME]

Am sure this chick is a real beast, 250 lbs plus and plain insane!

 

[f_rice]

pics?

 

[Rotarded]

How long would it take a dead body to decay? I would think that after 6 years that thing should be like, almost skeletal and smelling absolutely horrid.

 

[WP64]

yeah looks like the government got stiffed there....

**** the Government, the money you pay into SS doesn't desolve into thin air when you die... Why shouldn't the heirs get what's left in the desist SS account, or at the least, have it deposited into their SS accounts. A bank doesn't get to keep the money in a savings account when the account holder dies, why should the Government get to keep the money left in a SS account when the account holder dies?

 

[big reg]

**** the Government, the money you pay into SS doesn't desolve into thin air when you die... Why shouldn't the heirs get what's left in the desist SS account, or at the least, have it deposited into their SS accounts. A bank doesn't get to keep the money in a savings account when the account holder dies, why should the Government get to keep the money left in a SS account when the account holder dies?

I think you are on to something. :read:

 

[sharkbite]

**** the Government, the money you pay into SS doesn't desolve into thin air when you die... Why shouldn't the heirs get what's left in the desist SS account, or at the least, have it deposited into their SS accounts. A bank doesn't get to keep the money in a savings account when the account holder dies, why should the Government get to keep the money left in a SS account when the account holder dies?

C'mon now, silly! It's used to pay for programs for illegal aliens!

 

[crew_dawg16]

I bet she was the life of the party.

 

[Gallows]

She collected $200,000 and couldn't afford to bury her:nonono:

 

[f_rice]

I bet she was the life of the party.

I heard she was easy

 

[Vega$$$]

**** the Government, the money you pay into SS doesn't desolve into thin air when you die... Why shouldn't the heirs get what's left in the desist SS account, or at the least, have it deposited into their SS accounts. A bank doesn't get to keep the money in a savings account when the account holder dies, why should the Government get to keep the money left in a SS account when the account holder dies?

That's a good point.

 

[Vega$$$]

How long would it take a dead body to decay? I would think that after 6 years that thing should be like, almost skeletal and smelling absolutely horrid.

Not having given it much thought, but were it me I probably would have wrapped her up in a huge plastic bag and kept her in a big chest freezer.

 

[Root1022]

wow...thats gross lol

 

[Sinister04L]

Is that the dead mother?

 

[f_rice]

Is that the dead mother?

No. That is the daughter. They look similar but the daughter is a better lay.

 

[Sinister04L]

No. That is the daughter. They look similar but the daughter is a better lay.

Double team FTW.