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<blockquote data-quote="Stalker27" data-source="post: 10578882" data-attributes="member: 66269"><p>Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up </p><p>your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you </p><p> to the PromisedLand." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the PromisedLand." Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of </p><p>Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last </p><p> night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, </p><p>savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called</p><p> a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a </p><p>call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got </p><p>excited and asked if I could drive a truck <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Stalker27, post: 10578882, member: 66269"] Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the PromisedLand." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the PromisedLand." Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck :D [/QUOTE]
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