Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the PromisedLand." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the PromisedLand." Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last
night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs,
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called
a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a
call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got
excited and asked if I could drive a truck
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the PromisedLand." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the PromisedLand." Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last
night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs,
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called
a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a
call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got
excited and asked if I could drive a truck
