what makes the best farts?

what makes the best farts?

  • broccoli

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • broccoli and cheese

    Votes: 3 6.3%
  • broccoli, beans and cheese

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • broccoli, beans, cheese and copious amounts of beer

    Votes: 25 52.1%
  • OP

    Votes: 20 41.7%

  • Total voters
    48
  • Poll closed .

VenomousDSG

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I rarely get the farts from any food. Last time I got it BAD was a couple weeks ago after eating a Jimmy Johns sub. It must have been some bad lettuce or something because that gave me some bad wind for a few hours. You would of thought i ate a 2 pounds of Taco Bell and chased it down with prune juice and cheap beer.
 

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LMFAO ! this thread for teh winz !

my vote goes for taco truck.........the one that comes in the ghetto....and 12 people are standing in line, just WAITING to pulverize their intestines and butt hole ......but its sooooooooooooooooo fukin gwood !
 

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ginger snaps. They will be the deadliest, most potent farts of all time. You have to eat a lot of them though, but watch out, you will clear the room with just the tiniest squeak.
 

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For me, it's cabbage. With St. Patty's day fast approaching, I am looking forward to some epic bio-hazard level corned beef and cabbage ass. A couple plates of that stuff, chased with a couple o' properly poured pints, and I am absolutely rancid.:fart:
 

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For me, it's cabbage. With St. Patty's day fast approaching, I am looking forward to some epic bio-hazard level corned beef and cabbage ass. A couple plates of that stuff, chased with a couple o' properly poured pints, and I am absolutely rancid.:fart:

lmfao
 

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I second the Burger King onion rings holy shit those things ruin my day. I honestly want a independent laboratory study on those things. I ate a couple rodeo burgers the other night and was farting in my room all night, when I woke up it smelled like a homeless shelter.
 

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I second the Burger King onion rings holy shit those things ruin my day. I honestly want a independent laboratory study on those things. I ate a couple rodeo burgers the other night and was farting in my room all night, when I woke up it smelled like a homeless shelter.
lol... oh gawd...
 

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