Well, heres my kill story.......

joe96bird

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Well, kids...i dont normally do this(kill story) but its kinda infectious.

Here we go..about two weeks ago i was drivin down LW road comin home from my friends in Lantana. as i cross over jog rd i see a civic hatchback waitin to turn onto LW. as i pass it by my headlamps glint off the chrome muffler and the homosexual white racin rims on a red car. im sayin to myself, "well here we go" i just mind my own binness until rice boy finally catches up to me, i let him get right at my door and gun, pull the bird to 80 and leave him in my amoco fumes...i slow down, he tries it again and yet again i put it to the floor and waste his sorry rice burnin zipperhead built piece of crap and let him try to focus on my taillights....as i and then him cross under the turninpike, by then like an idiot im doin about 110mph...he finally catches up to me at 115mph, i guess his VTEC kicked in:chicken: and he was finally run to my rear quarter panel. then i here the most annoying shriek from the zipperhead mobile, he down shifted to 4th at 120mph and was still not passin me, i checked the speedo and backed off, chalk one up for the 4000lb car:burn:

ok im down, sorry to waste yalls time

joseph
 

FordSVTFan

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Originally posted by wheelspin
Rice boys are the worst thing since Syphillus.

Yah but with Syphilis you get a shot and it goes away. The ricers, don't disappear and they seem to multiply like rabbits:D
 

Ryan

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For some reason the local ricers don't wanna race either mine or my buddys GoCart......damn kids....


Keep the Bird on the prey...
 

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