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<blockquote data-quote="harry gilbert" data-source="post: 10401807" data-attributes="member: 4763"><p>Two blond prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Two Prostitutes - $50.00</span></span>.</p><p></p><p>A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.</p><p></p><p>Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px">JESUS SAVES</span></span></p><p></p><p>One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'</p><p></p><p>'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'</p><p></p><p>The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.</p><p></p><p>He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Two Fallen Angels</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Seeking Peter --$50 </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="harry gilbert, post: 10401807, member: 4763"] Two blond prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Two Prostitutes - $50.00[/COLOR][/SIZE]. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]JESUS SAVES[/SIZE][/COLOR] One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!' 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.' The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50 [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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