CobraCallie
Banned
Jack and Fred are at the pub both sporting black eyes
"what happened to you" Jack asks Fred
"Well I was at the airport buying my ticket from a lady with very large breasts, so, instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh I said Tittsburgh.
"I fully understand how you can make the mistake" Jack said.
"How'd you get your shiner?" asks Fred
"I was sitting down at the dinner table with my family, but instead of asking my wife for the salt and pepper, I said you stupid fat bitch you've ruined my life"....
"what happened to you" Jack asks Fred
"Well I was at the airport buying my ticket from a lady with very large breasts, so, instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh I said Tittsburgh.
"I fully understand how you can make the mistake" Jack said.
"How'd you get your shiner?" asks Fred
"I was sitting down at the dinner table with my family, but instead of asking my wife for the salt and pepper, I said you stupid fat bitch you've ruined my life"....
