#10) Peyton Manning finally got that "monkey" off his back by beating the New England Patriots in the playoffs.
#9) The 1985 Chicago Bears defense was the best defense ever in the history of the known universe.
#8) The 2006 Indianapolis Colts had the worst rushing defense ever in the history of the known universe. :dw:
#7) Who will poor old Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys choose as the next head coach now that Bill Parcells retired? :rollseyes
#6) Did you know that Tom Brady is dating that Giselle chick from the Victoria's Secret catalogs?
#5) Terrell Owens commits suicide in order to draw attention to himself(again) :shrug:
#4) *Guaranteed* During the game, somebody will make a reference to the almighty godlike powers of Bill Cowher's chin
#3) Peyton Manning can now be seen in every single commercial known to cable television and satellite. Oh yeah, and pay-per-view :nonono:
#2) Shannon Sharpe will talk football commentary for about 10 minutes and nobody will understand a single *ucking word he is saying because he talks like he just swallowed a mouthful of marbles and two jars of peanut butter. :kaboom:
And finally the number one thing you are likely to hear during the Superbowl...
#1) John Madden interrupts coverage and finally declares his undying football love for Brett Favre and asks him to get married during the Pro-Bowl halftime. :lol: :lol:
#9) The 1985 Chicago Bears defense was the best defense ever in the history of the known universe.
#8) The 2006 Indianapolis Colts had the worst rushing defense ever in the history of the known universe. :dw:
#7) Who will poor old Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys choose as the next head coach now that Bill Parcells retired? :rollseyes
#6) Did you know that Tom Brady is dating that Giselle chick from the Victoria's Secret catalogs?
#5) Terrell Owens commits suicide in order to draw attention to himself(again) :shrug:
#4) *Guaranteed* During the game, somebody will make a reference to the almighty godlike powers of Bill Cowher's chin
#3) Peyton Manning can now be seen in every single commercial known to cable television and satellite. Oh yeah, and pay-per-view :nonono:
#2) Shannon Sharpe will talk football commentary for about 10 minutes and nobody will understand a single *ucking word he is saying because he talks like he just swallowed a mouthful of marbles and two jars of peanut butter. :kaboom:
And finally the number one thing you are likely to hear during the Superbowl...
#1) John Madden interrupts coverage and finally declares his undying football love for Brett Favre and asks him to get married during the Pro-Bowl halftime. :lol: :lol:
