Top Five Ocean City things NOT to do

[convert03cobra]

5: Try and walk through a screen door.
4: Pick up a crack whore on the bus on the WAY to the bar and let her weird uncle watch you grind hard core on the dance floor all night.
3: Try and do "flips" off of a boat and loose your Iphone.
2: Put a rubber snake in Billy's face.
1: Try and pick up this girl after the bar at 3AM standing out front of Fat Daddy's

 

[sunburned]

Rob, I think it's time for you to cut back on the drinking...

 

[convert03cobra]

Rob, I think it's time for you to cut back on the drinking...

I'm guilty of #5 and #4. The rest are not me. Please claim the number you are guilty for.

 

[Snakesvt04]

you must of had a fun weekend!!

 

[zaxjax]

Oh the joys of being single!

 

[Chris@BAP]

Do you mean this snake?
I am guilty of 2 and 3... #3 had some help though (cough) Billy. I'm just glad my sandals float and made it back. Good times.

 

[STR8JAKT]

#6 - Fist pump while grinding on that beauty. :banana:

 

[convert03cobra]

So, who is going to claim #1....lol

 

[zaxjax]

So the Mayor brought home his first lady. I assume he had lots of Redbull and Vodka

 

[convert03cobra]

So the Mayor brought home his first lady. I assume he had lots of Redbull and Vodka

No sir, not the mayor.

 

[zaxjax]

The Sheriff?

 

[Bonefish]

God I love to watch my friends drink and do dumb $hit!

 

["It'll Run"]

Lmao......dude that nite was hysterical. :beer:

 

["It'll Run"]

5: Try and walk through a screen door.
4: Pick up a crack whore on the bus on the WAY to the bar and let her weird uncle watch you grind hard core on the dance floor all night.
3: Try and do "flips" off of a boat and loose your Iphone.
2: Put a rubber snake in Billy's face.
1: Try and pick up this girl after the bar at 3AM standing out front of Fat Daddy's

I guess someone neglected to realize that "Disrespecting the Mayor on his own turf is a No No" :nono: !!! haha.

 

[zaxjax]

She's looks like a mean bitch!

 

[convert03cobra]

She's looks like a mean bitch!

And hungry too! She had no problem woofing down as much pizza as she could fit in that giant belly of hers.

 

[SPRAYED DAILY]

my dog just farted

 

[Venimus03]

So who tried to pick her up??? Hahahaha. Someone man up!

 

[LTHL SVT]

Last year on vacation in OCMD, I walked through a screen door. Those damn screens are invisable I tell ya.:rolling:

 

[ScottinSSMD]

Don't sleep on the porch, deck, or patio after an all night rendezvous. The rental cops will bust you because you are not allowed by OC law to sleep on these items. hahahaha