Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her
forearm and
the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my
pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she
had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and
went to
the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her
rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that....i'm
g etting a fax!!
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her
forearm and
the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my
pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she
had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and
went to
the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her
rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that....i'm
g etting a fax!!
