Three ducks had to go to court.
The judge asks the first duck, “What is your name?” The first duck replies “I’m Quack.” “Why are you here?” Quack answers “I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond.” Then the judge says, “I’ll sentence you to six months in pond jail.”
The second duck steps up. The judge asks “What is your name?” The second duck replies “I’m Quack-quack.” “Why are you here?” Quack-quack answers “I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond.” Then the judge says, “I’ll sentence you to six months in pond jail also—the same as the first duck.”
The third duck steps up. The judge says “Don’t tell me your name is Quack-quack quack?” The third duck says, “No, I’m Bubbles.”
The judge asks the first duck, “What is your name?” The first duck replies “I’m Quack.” “Why are you here?” Quack answers “I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond.” Then the judge says, “I’ll sentence you to six months in pond jail.”
The second duck steps up. The judge asks “What is your name?” The second duck replies “I’m Quack-quack.” “Why are you here?” Quack-quack answers “I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond.” Then the judge says, “I’ll sentence you to six months in pond jail also—the same as the first duck.”
The third duck steps up. The judge says “Don’t tell me your name is Quack-quack quack?” The third duck says, “No, I’m Bubbles.”
