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Shelbyturbo2.2

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I have this friend(female) who has a friend(also female) who goes to a different highschool. So i get talked into sending the girl i dont know a text message via cell phone as a joke.... and heres how it ends up...
If you dont want to read the whole thing just read the red parts. but i recomend reading the whole thing...

Me: Hey Sexy!
Her: Who is this?
Me: One of nicoles friends...
Her:Do you have a name?
Me: Sean
Her: Real talkative arent we?
Me: Well, I just got home from the gym and im kinda tired.
Her:Hmm... do you even know my name?
Me: Ya nicole told me... is it Grace?
Her: Yup its grace...
Me: Ok... How old are you? What school do you go to? and most importantly, Do you have a boyfriend?
Her: 17, Bainbrige, and no I dont have a boyfriend... right back at ya...
Me: 17, I live in keyport(on the base actually) I go to North and unfortunately for me, but lucky for you, im also single.
Her: Hmm sounds like we have a good situation here.
Me: ya... what would you suggest we do about this "situation"
Her:Well I have a couple ideas.
Me:Well lets here them then...
Her: I dunno I think I need youre opinion first.
Me: I'll do whatever you want to.
Her: Ohh! that sounds naughty... lol I kinda like it...
Me: Wow that did sound naughty... but naughty is good, I like naughty.. so...
Her: I think we should deff hang out soon...
Me: Ya sounds good to me. Maybe sometime next week? I'm gonna be busy all week and weekend, but like i said we can do anything u want.
Her: Sounds good, I have 1/2 days next wed, thru and friday...
Me: Sounds like a plan.
Her: Im excited now
Me: Exited?
Her:Lol spelling and i dont get along I meant excited...
Me: Actually you spelled it right both times, I spelled it wrong. It sounded kind of dirty. Thats what I was getting at.
Her: Lol hehehe im also a little slow
Me: you make me laugh
Her:Im good @ that as well as a couple other things.
Me: Really... What else are you good at?
Her: U'll just have to wiat to find out.
Me: I guess I can wait... Anticipation is good.Her:

Day 2

Her: What are you doing this coming wed?
Me:Nothing that I know of.
Her: Well, I lied, I meant thursday lol. but dont make plans k?
Me: K... Thursday sounds good.
Her: good... Just out of curiosity do you watch the OC?
Me: Not really... Ive seen it a few times...
Her: well we'll fix that what do you wanna do on thursday?
Me: hmmm... good question, we could see a movie or something. what do you want to do?
Her: Movies work. I work @ the cinemas on the island so its free, plus i think ur coming w/ me to my friends for the oc. We'll find something to do in between

Today
Her:Hey! what are you doing im bored...
Me: I just got home from work and finished my college application and now im gonna take a shower.
Her: Where do you work? What college? and
Me: Kinda funny, I work at the movie theater in poulsbo... I applied at WSU and whats the wink for?
Her:Yes.. Im glad you work there! and it was the shower comment
Me: Showers are nice ... Did you ever see that picture(of me) that nicole took for you?
Her: No it never came through its weird that the only pic uve seen of me is when i was all shitty... Showers are deff a plus
Me: It was a good picture(shes actually pretty hot) At least your a happy drunk and not an angry drunk... Horny drunks are Ok too! lol
Her:Lol im a little bit of all 3. Mainly 2 of them... you can pick which two you think they are
Me: Wow! we really need to hang out.
Her: you make me laugh... yea we really do...

1) ive seen a picture of her... shes not bad at all..
2) Shes never seen me before( Im actually really sexy so she doesnt have anything to worry about)
3) Ive never actually talked to her
4) She wants me already...

I think im doing pretty good with this one...
 

moonman

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If you are "sexy", as you say, why do you have to talk to this girl about all this crap. Cut through the bull, just bone her and be done.
If she is as much of a whore as she sounds like you should have no problem.
 

stevenscamaross

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Shelbyturbo2.2 said:
I have this friend(female) who has a friend(also female) who goes to a different highschool. So i get talked into sending the girl i dont know a text message via cell phone as a joke.... and heres how it ends up...
If you dont want to read the whole thing just read the red parts. but i recomend reading the whole thing...

Me: Hey Sexy!
Her: Who is this?
Me: One of nicoles friends...
Her:Do you have a name?
Me: Sean
Her: Real talkative arent we?
Me: Well, I just got home from the gym and im kinda tired.
Her:Hmm... do you even know my name?
Me: Ya nicole told me... is it Grace?
Her: Yup its grace...
Me: Ok... How old are you? What school do you go to? and most importantly, Do you have a boyfriend?
Her: 17, Bainbrige, and no I dont have a boyfriend... right back at ya...
Me: 17, I live in keyport(on the base actually) I go to North and unfortunately for me, but lucky for you, im also single.
Her: Hmm sounds like we have a good situation here.
Me: ya... what would you suggest we do about this "situation"
Her:Well I have a couple ideas.
Me:Well lets here them then...
Her: I dunno I think I need youre opinion first.
Me: I'll do whatever you want to.
Her: Ohh! that sounds naughty... lol I kinda like it...
Me: Wow that did sound naughty... but naughty is good, I like naughty.. so...
Her: I think we should deff hang out soon...
Me: Ya sounds good to me. Maybe sometime next week? I'm gonna be busy all week and weekend, but like i said we can do anything u want.
Her: Sounds good, I have 1/2 days next wed, thru and friday...
Me: Sounds like a plan.
Her: Im excited now
Me: Exited?
Her:Lol spelling and i dont get along I meant excited...
Me: Actually you spelled it right both times, I spelled it wrong. It sounded kind of dirty. Thats what I was getting at.
Her: Lol hehehe im also a little slow
Me: you make me laugh
Her:Im good @ that as well as a couple other things.
Me: Really... What else are you good at?
Her: U'll just have to wiat to find out.
Me: I guess I can wait... Anticipation is good.Her:

Day 2

Her: What are you doing this coming wed?
Me:Nothing that I know of.
Her: Well, I lied, I meant thursday lol. but dont make plans k?
Me: K... Thursday sounds good.
Her: good... Just out of curiosity do you watch the OC?
Me: Not really... Ive seen it a few times...
Her: well we'll fix that what do you wanna do on thursday?
Me: hmmm... good question, we could see a movie or something. what do you want to do?
Her: Movies work. I work @ the cinemas on the island so its free, plus i think ur coming w/ me to my friends for the oc. We'll find something to do in between

Today
Her:Hey! what are you doing im bored...
Me: I just got home from work and finished my college application and now im gonna take a shower.
Her: Where do you work? What college? and
Me: Kinda funny, I work at the movie theater in poulsbo... I applied at WSU and whats the wink for?
Her:Yes.. Im glad you work there! and it was the shower comment
Me: Showers are nice ... Did you ever see that picture(of me) that nicole took for you?
Her: No it never came through its weird that the only pic uve seen of me is when i was all shitty... Showers are deff a plus
Me: It was a good picture(shes actually pretty hot) At least your a happy drunk and not an angry drunk... Horny drunks are Ok too! lol
Her:Lol im a little bit of all 3. Mainly 2 of them... you can pick which two you think they are
Me: Wow! we really need to hang out.
Her: you make me laugh... yea we really do...

1) ive seen a picture of her... shes not bad at all..
2) Shes never seen me before( Im actually really sexy so she doesnt have anything to worry about)
3) Ive never actually talked to her
4) She wants me already...

I think im doing pretty good with this one...


I would call her on the phone and talk...

Then PIITB :thumbsup:

For any other advice, refer to SVTHarry's dating thread :lol1:
 

Mach170

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moonman said:
If you are "sexy", as you say, why do you have to talk to this girl about all this crap. Cut through the bull, just bone her and be done.
If she is as much of a whore as she sounds like you should have no problem.

BWahahaha, thats how us mustang owners do it :thumbsup:
Oh yeah and PIITB :banana:
 
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Mach170

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For all you NOOBS out there this is what he means.Also known as 2 in the goo and 1 in the poo.. Image is from www.bigshocker.com

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Shelbyturbo2.2 said:
Ill let you guys know how it goes... and ill take pictures if possible... we are "hanging out" this thursday...

Better not be taking pics of naked 17 year olds.
 

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