This guy is the king of the douches...no, really, he is.

[michaelm]

But the REAL question is...................................

Did he get Lindsay Lohan's autograph???????????????????????????

Mike

 

[SN95StangMan]

LOL

The "scenes" and "merchandise" sections are hilarious

 

[95riosnake]

" I have been in the "fame game" for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry, Cynthia Nixon, Dave Matthews, Jeff Foxworthy, Joe Montana, Toby Keith & LeAnn Rimes to name a few."

gee. I could give a f*** less about all of those people.

 

[JRock]

lol

 

[Starfox07]

I love this line under "SKILLS"

DIALECTS & ACCENTS:

English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian



He has an indian accent? Aristocrat? Wtf?

 

[ponyboyisaac]

wow his website has to be a joke...no one can be that lame.

 

[03whipedsnake]

hahaha.............douche

 

[u n v kenny]

Bimmer, not beemer lmao

 

[Lightmare]

His "Scenes" page reminds me "Where's Waldo?"

 

[kfrg]

He forgot to list under accomplishment's the undefeated champion of hiding the sausage.

 

[BreBar21]

After going through his site, I think this must be a joke. It's just too much. Besides, for someone of his purported intelligence, he writes like an 8th grader. He even has shirts for sale with most of that email response on them. It's gotta be fake.

Also, doesn't he remind you of Rocky Dennis...

 

[Bens4vcobra]

The ironic thing is, he created the site to defend himself, and attempts to poke fun of himself a little. But in the process of this, he commits more crimes of douchebagery. It's like he cant help but be a douche. He should be studied...

 

[sunburned]

Isn't it bench, squat and deadlift? I could leg press 700lbs in high school, so that really pads your stats comparted to deadlift. His flexing pages are downright funny for him being a trainer, doesn't even look like he's flexing correctly.

Dude should really focus on banking and stuff because the whole 'fame game' and acting thing realllly isn't working out for him.

LOL at his lookalikes too... Tom Cruise?? Paul Walker?? Ryan Phillippe?!?

 

[CobraBen98]

Pinche maricon.

-N

:lol::lol:I think only people here in South Texas know that one!