This guy cant be serious...

[Mport_KLR]

Hope this isnt a repost. It was taken from an audi forum.

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

:dw:....:lol1:

 

[Double"O"]

no way!...then again i am sure somewhere someone is that stupid

i mean mixedbreedgt's mother didn't abort him so i guess anything is possible

 

[GunsUpCoyote]

Lol I love the, "so it would go thru the exhaust and port the exhaust" part.

 

[Invictus]

That can't be real lol.

 

[ford_racer]

Old.

 

[dsrtdukone]

Old.

Like the cheese ring around your momma's "handheld massager".

 

[dsrtdukone]

Old.

oops. sorry. not in SD yet

 

[ford_racer]

Like the cheese ring around your momma's "neck massager".

I wouldn't go that far.

 

[SVTcobra2]

i tried it and it worked for me:shrug:

 

[97cobra1]

If that's real i wanna see the thread that came with the post.

 

[Vigilante]

Thanks for finding this I've been looking for this article since april fool's of last year

 

[LostRacer]

If that's real i wanna see the thread that came with the post.

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

 

[floyd4ford]

Gotta be fake!

 

[sunburned]

Hahaha awesome.

I also like the part where he says "as long as we don't make boost, it won't get sucked through the turbo"...

 

[NETHNGBTSTK]

No f***ing way. Can someone really be that stupid to fist do that and then post it on the Internet... wow!

 

[Sonic605hp]

sounds fake

 

[Ltd10th03cobra]

If real the kid should permanently be riding a bicycle and no where near a car.

 

[Quadcammer]

this is fake, and about 3 years old.

 

[99MustangGTman]

hahahhaa

 

[Don Juan]

fake, now way you can get that many sand in the engine.