"Ya, before when my toaster oven was stock, I couldn't even burn my toast. But now with my CIA, I can burn both sides like never before!"
"When I would have company over for dinner, they use to laugh and redicule me about how slow my grill was. Thanks to the guys at APR custom grills they hooked me up with a new NAWS tank instead of propaine and now I can cook my burgers in 12.3 seconds flat. Before I customized my grill, I could only pull a 23.6 second cookout"