The
Mexican
is strolling
down the street in Mexico
City and kicks a
bottle lying in
the street.
Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican is stunned and
the Genie says, 'Hello master, I
will grant you one wish; anything
you want.'
The
Mexican begins thinking, 'Well, I really like drinking
tequila.'
Finally the Mexican says, 'I wish to drink
tequila whenever I want,
so make me pee
tequila.'
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the
Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and
pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like
tequila.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila.
So he takes a taste
and it is the best tequila he has
ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, 'Consuelo,
Consuelo, come quickly!'
She comes running down the hall
and the Mexican takes another glass
out of the cupboard
and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is
tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes
a sip. It is the best
tequila she has ever tasted. The
two drank and partied all night.
The next night the
Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two
glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and
the
couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally
Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his
wife, 'Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will
drink
Tequila.'
His wife gets the glass from the
cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to
fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks him,
'But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?'
Pancho raises
the glass and says, 'Because tonight, Mi Amor, you
drink from the
bottle.'
Arriba!
Mexican
is strolling
down the street in Mexico
City and kicks a
bottle lying in
the street.
Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican is stunned and
the Genie says, 'Hello master, I
will grant you one wish; anything
you want.'
The
Mexican begins thinking, 'Well, I really like drinking
tequila.'
Finally the Mexican says, 'I wish to drink
tequila whenever I want,
so make me pee
tequila.'
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the
Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and
pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like
tequila.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila.
So he takes a taste
and it is the best tequila he has
ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, 'Consuelo,
Consuelo, come quickly!'
She comes running down the hall
and the Mexican takes another glass
out of the cupboard
and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is
tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes
a sip. It is the best
tequila she has ever tasted. The
two drank and partied all night.
The next night the
Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two
glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and
the
couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally
Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his
wife, 'Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will
drink
Tequila.'
His wife gets the glass from the
cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to
fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks him,
'But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?'
Pancho raises
the glass and says, 'Because tonight, Mi Amor, you
drink from the
bottle.'
Arriba!
