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<blockquote data-quote="fiveohhhstang" data-source="post: 6550845" data-attributes="member: 25965"><p>SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM</p><p></p><p>1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. $2.00</p><p>2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. Magazine - $3.00</p><p>3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. $5.00</p><p>4. Leave a note on your door that reads:</p><p> </p><p>Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.</p><p>Better wait out here on the porch.</p><p>"Cooter"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fiveohhhstang, post: 6550845, member: 25965"] SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. $2.00 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. Magazine - $3.00 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. $5.00 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch. "Cooter" [/QUOTE]
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