Southern home security system

fiveohhhstang

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SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. $2.00
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. Magazine - $3.00
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. $5.00
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait out here on the porch.
"Cooter"
 

GT_Jim

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HAHAHA, it would work except maybe most intruders probably don't go through the front door.:shrug:

And I second the name thing, do parents still use give those names to kids when they are born?
 

Sinnz28

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I've seen those names around and come across them all the time at work.
Everytime i hear those names i fall over laughing.
 

usmcrebel

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yes there are, they call me rebel, a couple friends ...trash can, spike, duke, chicken bird, a couple legally named bubba's, bubba joe, j-bird...and when i go back to MS some weekends they get even more plentiful pete, pet, birdy may, jack, chic, dude, annie...
 

SLOW95

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Yes that will work, the sad thing is I know people like that but they didnt see this post.
 

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