A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects milk,
some eggs, a carton of juice, and an apple.
As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, while a
drunk standing behind her in line watches. "You must be single,"
he slurs.
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing
nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on
Earth did you know?"
"Simple," He replies, "you're ugly."
:lol:
some eggs, a carton of juice, and an apple.
As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, while a
drunk standing behind her in line watches. "You must be single,"
he slurs.
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing
nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on
Earth did you know?"
"Simple," He replies, "you're ugly."
:lol:
