I love rice! Boiled, fried, wrapped around raw fish, and in my rear view mirror!
Actually, although I sometimes shudder at the absolute bad taste of what some ricers do, I always like fellow auto enthusiasts, even if their preferences aren't the same as mine.
How about a bottle that not only can get rid of rice, how about a bottle to get rid of the idiot driving the rice?? Or at least make him/her realize just how ridiculous the fart pipe and aluminum wing really is.