Sending Roses to the GF. What to put on the card?

[GunsUpCoyote]

Need some help guys. Girl is going thru a hard time.
Lots of BS going on. I got her rosesj
tonight from ****ing Wal Mart to try and
have a good time tonight, went to
dinner, were suppose to go out but she wanted
to go home. (Shes been pissed off for a couple
days now) Think its her time of the month. So
anyways Im sending roses to her tomorrow and
need some help with what to put on the card.


Yes Yes I now. PIIHB but I need serious comments right now fellas

 

[04SVT_COBRA]

Call me when it's over
You owe me $15.00 for dinner last night
Did I leave my keys at your house?
The dishwasher need to be unloaded
Did you eat my ****ing leftover steak?

 

[PSUCOBRA96]

Sweetheart your the most wonderful girl I've ever met but, since you were in a bad mood i went over to my ex's house and PIIHB..love you......or you could edit out the middle statement and just say sweetheart I love you?

 

[Mayo5]

PIIYB or GTFO

 

[straightliner1]

"Call me when you're over it. Meanwhile here's some pretty flowers to keep you off my ass!"


Or -
"This d*ck ain't gonna suck itself, get to it Knob-Gobblin!"

 

[heypal]

roses are red
violets are blue
herpes is forever PIIHB

 

[heypal]

Put something mushy and stupid
Just thinking about you.
Just cause I love you
Bitch if you don't make me dinner I'll cut you
Piihb
Do I pay now or after we have sex?
Just thinking of you and wanted you to have a great day. Shit I don't know.

 

[Adower]

Put something cheesy on it..something like

There are only two times I want to be with you, now and forever.

 

[SVT-VNM]

"There's only two times I want to be with you....

Now....

....

...And in your anus."

Sorry just popped in there. I hate this site.

 

[baginoman]

Can i PIIYB?

 

[NO-BlkLightning2K]

"roses are red, violets are ....for god's sake, just let me piiyb already."

 

[GunsUpCoyote]

For **** sake.

I'll admit I should have known better.

but seriously? anyone? no? please?

 

[LTHL VNM]

you're in lubbock.....interesting, not many board members out here

it can't be some canned line like "thinking of you always and forever".....
you need to just be real, best bet is to bring up something that only you and her do or a favorite place of hers and then plan for you two to need to make a day/night out of it....when she quits freakin out on you about whatever, otherwise throw up two fingers like a player and come out to Louie Louies tomorrow night and find a group of bad girls to sift through

 

[DSG04Lightning]

For **** sake.

I'll admit I should have known better.

but seriously? anyone? no? please?

lol just be thankful you didnt accidentally post in smackdown!!!

just tell her how much she means to you and you cant wait to see her again, and that youve been thankful for the time together......'

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dont know if you need that.. if it doesnt work send me a PM with your e-mail and ill fwd the special offer, buy 18 and get 18 free and free vase

 

[LTHL VNM]

nice, flowers for 2 chicks for the price of flowers for 1

 

[SVT-VNM]

Buying flowers @ Wal-Mart = Just get her the plastic ones.

 

[Junior00]

"This d*ck ain't gonna suck itself, get to it Knob-Gobblin!"

This one gets my vote. LOL

Just tell her you're thinking of her and there if she needs to talk. Most women just want someone to talk to about there feelings and let's be honest, most men aren't the best at listening. Maybe you should have got her one of those cards with a song...it might have been easier.

 

[08snake]

Sweetheart,
I've noticed a change toward a shade of blue
I worry you feel I'm not here for you.
Please just know there's a tug at my heart
when I see you down, it tears me apart........




Who knows, could work...........

 

[NXSVTCOBRA]

www.google.com

 

[Nvr_Spds]

You want to know what to do? Write in another chicks name, then line it out, do it with another name, line it out, then put hers.. That will break the ice.. then put...shit, i dont know... Since your pissed, whats your sister up to??