Sandwiches

[5.0 Ford Power]

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.


One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!

























Tomato!!!

























Lettuce!!!


























Tomato!!!


























Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!
























She screams.

























Lettuce!!!






























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!















PULL IT OUT NOW!!!












I can't get pregnant!


















Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
epper: :banana: op:

 

[Red99mustangman]

Thats pretty sick chubs.......

 

[mjzilinski]

Thats pretty sick chubs.......

:lol:

 

[RidnRodsLightng]

:nono: :xpl:

 

[5.0 Ford Power]

sorry, had to do it. mods delete this if you must.

 

[RidnRodsLightng]

sorry, had to do it. mods delete this if you must.

they'd have no reason to delete it!! it was a good joke!

 

[5.0 Ford Power]

lol ok.

 

[MassCobra]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lightninmike]

now thats some funny shit!!!!!!!

 

[2003 Silver]

I fuggin hate mayonaise......always ruins a sandwhich.

 

[mblgjr]

Hahaha

 

[UCBeau]

hahaahah

 

[super302]

old, but hilarious

 

[Red99mustangman]

That reminded me of an old joke similar to that one.

One day, little Johny, who was only 6, was coming home from school and walked in his parents having sex in the kitchen. Johny asked, Mommy? Daddy? What were you doing? Scared about what to say to young Johny because he was so young, they quickly made something up. "Ummmm, were baking a cake Johny"! Johny looked at them both then walked out of the room.
The next day, Johny stayed home from school because he was sick and his mother stayed home from work to watch him. When Johny was watching TV, he stumbled upon a porn station, Johny looked confused and called his mother in the room to ask what was happening. His mother quickly grab the remote away and changed the channel saying, "ummmm, they were baking a cake".
Well the next day Johny was coming home from school again and went into the living room to watch tv with his parents. When they were finally sitting together, Johny looked over at his mom and dad and asked, "Mom? Dad? were you guys making a cake on the couch last night after I went to bed"? They looked at eachother and answered, "ummm how would you know that son"? Little Johny replied, "well because after you were done, I licked up all the icing"!

 

[5.0 Ford Power]

That reminded me of an old joke similar to that one.

One day, little Johny, who was only 6, was coming home from school and walked in his parents having sex in the kitchen. Johny asked, Mommy? Daddy? What were you doing? Scared about what to say to young Johny because he was so young, they quickly made something up. "Ummmm, were baking a cake Johny"! Johny looked at them both then walked out of the room.
The next day, Johny stayed home from school because he was sick and his mother stayed home from work to watch him. When Johny was watching TV, he stumbled upon a porn station, Johny looked confused and called his mother in the room to ask what was happening. His mother quickly grab the remote away and changed the channel saying, "ummmm, they were baking a cake".
Well the next day Johny was coming home from school again and went into the living room to watch tv with his parents. When they were finally sitting together, Johny looked over at his mom and dad and asked, "Mom? Dad? were you guys making a cake on the couch last night after I went to bed"? They looked at eachother and answered, "ummm how would you know that son"? Little Johny replied, "well because after you were done, I licked up all the icing"!

hahahaha :thumbsup: :banana: :lol: