Cobrasm
Banned
Ok this story happened awhile ago, but everytime i tell it people love it, so i thought id post. I still had my silver 91 LX hatch 5.0 with all the bolt ons, gears, shifter, and a B cam. With the slicks it was good for a 13.0@ around 113 and without about a 13.5@around 108. I was coming home from my girls house on a main strip of road known for cruising. Im just minding my own business, im in the far right lane, and i try to move over, but theres a big white mercedes to my left. I speed up a bit and try to get over, but the merc speeds up to. Im like ok dick and i wave my hand out the window like "pass me hurry up". The merc gets right next to me, and with his dome light on, stares at me, then floors it. He took off pretty quick and on the back of his car it said "S55 AMG". Im like hmm interesting, so i floor it past the dude thinking it was over, (mad traffic, couldnt race). I get on the highway a mile up the road and im cruisin at about 70. I see some HID's comin up behind me. Sure enough, its the benz. Haivng no idea if this car was going to rape me or not, i said what the **** whynot. I speed up to get right in my good 80mph roll powerband and downshift to fourth. My exhaust is really growling now and the guy hears this, we both hit it simultaneously. We stay dead-even for a good 5 seconds, then i slowly pull away on this guy. He pulls up next to me again and has his dome light on and gives me the "suck my dick motion". IM like ok asshole lets go again. I give it some revs and we both hit it from about 85. Same results. he got smoked again. This time i wait for him to catch up, and put my dome light on. I pointed and laughed. He didnt look too happy, he was a middle aged white guy in an expensive ass car. haha picked on the wrong 5.0, prolly my most satisfying kill to date. I dont know what year this was, i know it was a newer one, but i believe they change the hortsepower and torque alot, so im not sure exactly what year i beat.
