Subject: The Loving Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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MAN: "Hello"
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WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
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MAN: "Yes"
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WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it, Sweetie?"
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MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to
be happy."
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WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."
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MAN: "How much?"
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WOMAN: "$60,000"
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MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
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WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing....the house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
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MAN: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer
$895,000."
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WOMAN: "OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful! I'll see you
later! I love you!"
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MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
*
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment.
*
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
*
MAN: "Hello"
*
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
*
MAN: "Yes"
*
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it, Sweetie?"
*
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to
be happy."
*
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."
*
MAN: "How much?"
*
WOMAN: "$60,000"
*
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
*
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing....the house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
*
MAN: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer
$895,000."
*
WOMAN: "OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful! I'll see you
later! I love you!"
*
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
*
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment.
*
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
