quick, i desperately need insults!

[Vancouver83LTD]

 

[Vancouver83LTD]

I own a 1987 MUSTANG GT 5.0L. It puts out about 270 HP(off the production Line) with about 250 torque(off the production line).If any ladies know what that means.

and if it helps, pics of the owner

'Say hello to mister arm'

bahahaha

 

[ESVEETEE]

LMAO what a ****in douchebag! mention somethin about the wal-mart smiley on the front of the car, and uhh... how the spiked gel hair went out in 1998, and uhh... that he looks very feminine... and uhh... that his mother was a hampster and his father smelt of elderberries :kaboom:



That, and the shocker has no use of that thumb... you shouldnt even be able to see it.

 

[John and Renae]

Halloween was yesterday...

He can remove the costume from his fox now...

 

[cobra_4]

What a ***

 

[crew_dawg16]

Ask him if he plans on off-roading anytime soon with those mudflaps he has.

 

[cobra_4]

Ask him if he plans on off-roading anytime soon with those mudflaps he has.

I didn't even see the mudflaps :xpl: Not sure how I missed the big ugly ****ers.

 

[VirtualSVT]

whoa.

Is that in canadia?

 

[gump]

Looks like he's one of those guys who Farts in the bathtub & pops the Bubbles! op:

 

[mblgjr]

Wow, I bet his mom operates like a Coke machine....50 Cents a pop.

I could live with the yellow car, even the mudflaps, but lose the GT and smiley tag.

 

[poopnut2]

Ask him which feels better up his ass. The banana he calls a car or his head?...

 

[Thrust]

Ask him how many money shots to the face did it take for him to get his hair like that.

 

[madmatt]

What a ***

LOL outta all the other insults, why do I find this the funniest one? What a douchebag he is.

 

[LogiWorld123]

Does he need Mustang GT (twice?) on there to remind him of what kind of car he drives?

 

[poopnut2]

Does he need Mustang GT (twice?) on there to remind him of what kind of car he drives?

It's on there three times from the factory. Rear bumper and both side skirts.

 

[LogiWorld123]

It's on there three times from the factory. Rear bumper and both side skirts.

Its not emblazoned in high contrast font on the hood or windshield though, is it?

 

[AZSnake98]

"emblazoned"

-nice...

 

[JP]

Shit Happens

 

[Steeltwo]

honestly

thats too damn easy

 

[wally9404]

was that really clay aikins?