Quarantine cooking injuries

[tones_RS3]

No injuries, but am learning quite a bit. Had a couple of close calls of trusting farts that shouldn’t have been trusted

 

[ssj4sadie]

Wiped my ass too hard and popped a hemorrhoid. Used one of my wife's pantyliners to keep the blood off my boxers.

Some of you will think this is a joke. Some of you know the struggle is all too real.

Kind of afraid to ask...was the pooping because you cooked some bad food or was it for a recipe?

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

Wiped my ass too hard and popped a hemorrhoid. Used one of my wife's pantyliners to keep the blood off my boxers.

Some of you will think this is a joke. Some of you know the struggle is all too real.

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[Black02GT]

Wiped my ass too hard and popped a hemorrhoid. Used one of my wife's pantyliners to keep the blood off my boxers.

Some of you will think this is a joke. Some of you know the struggle is all too real.

If this is what getting old is Covid take me now!

 

[tones_RS3]

Wiped my ass too hard and popped a hemorrhoid. Used one of my wife's pantyliners to keep the blood off my boxers.
Some of you will think this is a joke. Some of you know the struggle is all too real.

 

[lOOKnGO]

I ate 12 warm chocolate chip cookies the wife made. I really feel like shit.

 

[Need 04 Wine]

Bleeding grapes ain't gonna be no fun

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[ssj4sadie]

I ate 12 warm chocolate chip cookies the wife made. I really feel like shit.

My wife also baked cookies...wtf woman we don't need all them cookies. And of course she burned her hand on the oven rack.